Dewey Lambdin - THE GUN KETCH

"One never knows, does one?" Rodgers snickered, eyes alight.

The waiter came to open the second bottle of champagne, and Alan leaned back in his chair to see the civilian Captain Finney and his party leave the room. Finney's jaw was tight and working fretful flexings. He swiveled his head to look back once, and gave Lewrie a petulant glare.

And fuck you, too, Alan thought smugly, whoever you are.

"Hmmm," Lewrie had opined when Caroline had shown him which house she wished. It had once been a gatehouse stables, then some overseer's cottage for the Boudreau plantation, a Bermudian "saltbox" done in stone, little better than a country croft. It had one large parlor and dining room in one half, and two bedrooms for the other, with deep covered porches front and back. A breezeway had been added on the right-hand side opposite the sitting rooms, what Caroline termed a Carolina "dog-run," to make a covered terrace and separate the house proper from the added-on kitchen and pantries, and their great heat. Off the back porch was a detached bathhouse and "jakes." It had clearly seen better days, and needed work.

"Bit… dowdy, ain't it?" he'd suggested dubiously.

"The Boudreaus want an hundred guineas a year for their row houses, Alan," Caroline had told him. "Wood, with barely a scrap of land in back. Sure to be eaten to the ground by termites in a year! Here, we have stone walls, and stone floors, and stone will be cool in high summer. The Boudreaus will replaster, replace the shakes, and allow me to re-tar against the rains. I know it looks a fright, but with some paint, our furniture, draperies… and just look out at this view! All this for only sixty guineas the year, Alan!"

The house faced nor'east, fronted by Bay Street, across the sound from the eastern end of Potter's Cay, turned eater-corner to face the Trades so the porches and "dog-run" would be cool even in midafternoon heat. And from the porch, Potter's Cay and Hog Island were dark green and pale dun, swimming in waters that ranged from as clear as gin or wellwater to aquamarine, turquoise, emerald and jade, and there was an inviting beach just across the road on the East Bay where only the smallest ships could moor.

"Here, we'll have half an acre for a small vegetable garden, and flower beds, Alan," she'd praised on. "Should I wish a coach or saddle horse, I may day-rent from them,' stead of us having to buy mounts or an equipage and paying to stable them. And they'll allow me all the manure I wish for the garden and all. The Boudreaus are Charleston Loyalists. Low Country Huguenots, Alan. Wonderful people, and when Betty Mustin introduced us and they found I was from North Carolina, well.'… 'tis a marvelous bargain, dearest!"

"Well…" he'd waffled, not seeing the possibilities.

"So close to them, I'll need but one maid-of-all-work at a day, Alan, saving us even more on servants' wages. With their land played out, and a glut of slaves now, they're servant-poor. Oh, do but indulge me in this, love! And when you return, I'll have us a home to do an admiral proud!"

"What the devil's a fellow to do?" he sighed to himself, wondering again at his easy surrender to her will, at how quim-struck he had become so quickly. So like a-by God-so like a husband! He shivered at the image. Why, next would come children, sure as fate! Nappies and fouled swaddlings! Conversations centered upon a host of domestic dullities-teething, potty training, breeching, and all! No, he thought grimly, surely not with spritely Caroline, please God?

And though the house was a bargain at sixty guineas, there was more to consider; those drapes, those painters and plasterers, those improvements. His purse was nicely full, but not bottomless. Yet to move them in, stock the larder, purchase implements for the gardens, equip the kitchen and outfit those porches with some needed furnishings had set him back an additional sixty guineas already, so there had gone most of his grandmother's remittance, and the Ј500 he had brought out had to be left with a local banker for her to draw upon for "improvements," the bulk of it, and her household allowance doled out to her with his shore agent at what he prayed was a liberal eight pounds the month. Suddenly, marriage was becoming more a "pinchbeck," coin-counting drudgery than a terror, he decided.

"Pray God Phineas was right," he muttered aloud. "She'd better be 'economical' as Christ feeding the five thousand."

"Sir?" Lieutenant Ballard asked, interrupting his pacing to leeward.

"Eh?" Lewrie jerked, wakened from his pecuniary musings.

"I swore you said something, sir."Just maundering to myself over the high cost of domestic life, Mister Ballard," Lewrie said with a shy grin, waving one hand idly. "Pay me no mind. Now we've what seems a constant three-and-a-half fathoms to work with in this Exuma Sound, I was indulging myself."

"Aye, aye, sir," Ballard said, going back to his duties.

Alacrity stood sou-sou'east with a touch of easting, driven by the Trades large on her larboard quarter. The day before they'd gone close-hauled up the chain of cays and shoals east from Nassau toward Eleuthera, threaded the Fleeming Channel near Six Shilling Cays, and now loped across the Exuma Sound for their first survey area.

Well, perhaps "loped" was too strong a word, since they towed a pair of local-built, two-masted luggers of thirty-foot length, with their own ship's boats a-trail of them on long towing bridles, so their forward speed was much impaired.

Lewrie wasn't sure he wanted too much speed, anyway, given the clarity of the sea around them. He could look over the side and see the bottom quite easily in the midmorning light, could espy the occasional coral head to the west as the Sound shoaled, and observe Alacrity's shadow rising and falling away as it passed over stray, startled bat-winged rays or sharks below, or shimmering clouds of bright-hued fish.

James Gatacre and his assistant came aft from the bows, trailing the four midshipmen. He ascended to the quarter-deck and peeked into the compass bowl. He laid a thick-fingered hand on the traverse board, which made John Fellows the naval sailing master, sniff suspiciously. Gatacre turned his heavy, craggy head aloft and eyed the set of the sun. He peered down at the issue chart and paced off progress along their course from the Fleeming Channel entrance.

"Ahum," he said, folding up his dividers and shoving them into a pocket. "Captain Lewrie, my compliments to you this morning, sir."

"Mister Gatacre," Lewrie nodded pleasantly.

"Might I humbly suggest to you, sir, that we get the way off her and come to anchor in the next ten minutes or so?" Gatacre said. "There are rumors of a sandshoal, and sand bores… ahum, just about here, to be plumbed, sir."

Lewrie peered at the chart himself. Where the dead reckoning of their course ended, assuming the chip log was right and they were doing six knots and a bit, where Gatacre's thick thumb rested, given four miles to the inch, they were…

"God's teeth!" Lewrie spat. "Mister Ballard, all hands! Take in tops'ls, pay out a cable to the best bower, hand the forecourse and the inner jibs."

"Nought to dread, Captain Lewrie," Gatacre smiled confidently. "We've a good two miles before we fetch it. Assuming the position of the wreck was taken correctly, o'course. Nought to dread."

"The wreck!" Lewrie goggled. "Christ on a bloody cross! Quartermaster, put yer helm down. Two points to weather. Mister Ballard? Loose sheets and let her luff!"

"Did I not mention it last night in your cabins, sir?" Gatacre frowned.

"You mentioned shoals, sir. But said nothing about a wreck."

"Bless my soul, I was sure I had, sir," Gatacre chuckled at his failure, bemused by a faulty memory. He stuck a forefinger into his ear and waggled it about vigorously, as though that action restored thoughts.

"A shipwreck." Lewrie muttered to himself. "Mine arse on a bandbox!"

It was just as well that "Dread-Nought" Gatacre was armed with a host of assorted charts from France, England, Holland and Spain that spanned centuries of sailing in the Bahamas. He also possessed tomes of Sailing Directions from ancient to modern, gathered by the Admiralty over the years and pored over closely for the slightest variations in cartography, or acceptable agreement over soundings, bearings, and channels among the coral reefs, the sand shoals and sand bores.

Else we'd be at this 'til the Last Trumpet, Lewrie thought.

Had they been forced to dismiss all preceding data, he doubted if they would have finished mapping the chain of cays that led from New Providence to Eleuthera in Alacrity's three-year commission, and would still have been hard at their task when the last ship's boy had become a doddering white-haired pensioner.

Fortunately, many of the foreign charts proved truthful, so it was mainly a list of unsurveyed waters they had to explore, or those areas where no consensus could be agreed to, shortening their task considerably.

Mid-spring became high summer as Alacrity felt her way south, three months' labor that passed in fits and starts. There were fast, exhilarating passages in brisk winds and balmy weathers, followed by long days at anchor, with the boats and luggers dragging and sounding with short lead lines, oars dipping across glassy-calm bays.

They scouted all down the length of Exuma Sound's western side, past all the shoals and cays. They plumbed the waters around Conception Island and Rum Cay, peeked into Crooked Island Passage, along the windward shores of Acklins, then beat to windward for Samana Cay, the Plana Cays, then sou'east once again to explore the jagged reefs of Mayaguana Island.

As settlers flocked into the Bahamas, as plantations and towns grew on the islands south from New Providence onto virgin territory, the need for safe Sailing Directions for the lower Bahamas became a crucial matter. As civilization invaded those cays that had before only been watering anchorages (or pirates' lairs), the Fleet had a vital need for potential bases from which to protect trade.

It was vital, yes, and a sober responsibility; but it was fun! Hot as it became as they proceeded southerly, the winds were bracing and cool. And when a blow came up, a safe anchorage could always be found in which to ride it out.

With four boats to be worked, most of the hands had to be away from the ship during the days, free of onerous, repetitive labor, and the hands enjoyed that. The midshipmen were each assigned a boat of their own, separated from their officers' exasperations, and they enjoyed that, too. And when the hydrographic work became boring, there was always a passage to somewhere new to break the monotony, and then arms drills, fire drills, gun drills and such were a welcome break in routine, to which all hands fell with a will.

They took midday meals away from the ship for the most part, and the cays and islets provided good sport for hunting or fishing, with wild pigs or goats fetched back to supplant salt rations in the messes. And those islands which were populated provided welcome entertainment. After a good day's labor, a signal gun would summon the boats back alongside for a later-scheduled rum issue, supper, and "easy discipline" period of music and song before Lights Out and sleep.

And it was lovely, for the Bahamas were a sailor's paradise for startlingly beautiful waters and islands, for high-piled banks of cloud scudded along by bright, clean winds. Instead of being far out to sea, deprived for months of the sight of anything green, of anything fresh to eat, they partook of fruits and vegetables daily like so many Lotus-Eaters, and feasted their eyes on trees and grass, walked beaches unmarked by human feet, and sometimes rested in the shade of Madeira mahoganies, sea grapes or pines and palmettos, amid lush and fragrant flowering shrubs, listening to the ocean's breeze stir fronds above their heads, or the sea raling gently on the sands.