Юрий Низовцев - Taunts, riddles and secrets

How to get rid of bad habits?

To acquire new ones.

Where all diseases undertake from?

Because of failures of an organism without asking for anyone's permission.

What mister from comrade differs?

Mister much about himself understands, and comrade – nothing.

What is characteristic of old age?

By unreliability of preserved organics.

What will happen after the crisis?

Nothing, if it was the last.

Whether it is possible to grasp immensity?

Only in inadequate state.

What are equal rights?

This when for everything are accused right, and left are announced by the right for the same.

Is it possible to avoid inequalities?

It is impossible! But – equality: it is possible!

Is it possible immortality?

If only death orders to live long.

How the term "consciousness" may be deciphered?

Consciousness is only knowledge together with though some considerations.

Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?

They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.

Could there be a shadow without light?

It is difficult to say – without light cannot see anything.

What a free person differs from the unauthorized in?

A free person sees in what he gets involved, and the unauthorized person is unaware of it.

What distinguishes need from passion?

On need go, and on passion – soar.

That it is better: to live quietly and long or to live frantically and widely?

The value has not longitude and latitude, but the degree of satisfaction.

How to build a communism?

The same as catch Sunny Bunny?

What distinguishes the person from a fly?

The fly is caught by a spider, and the person is caught by the creditor. Consequences are identical.

What is conscience for the rich?

Charity.

How is our civilization living?

Goes there, without knowing where.

Whether it is worth thanking Bolsheviks for the made revolution?

Not worth it, but where from Bolsheviks to disappear?

German is better than Russian?

If only the pedants better than the slobs.

What is good in Chinaman?

His eternal employment.

Why Finns do not steal?

They left Russia in a timely manner.

Who is a toady?

In imperial Russia – the person in the hallway, in present Russia – on the contrary.

Is it possible to explain everything?

It is possible. But it is not need. Do not come in handy.

Is there life on other planets?

And whither can hide from it?

Whether it is necessary to watch TV?

It is not need to accuse the device in everything!

Could there be Paradise on Earth?

Paradise is elsewhere.

Whether there was in the history at least one successful president?

So far not, but the people still hope, going on re-elections.

Why all spoil everything?

All good intentions lead to hell.

Why officials steal?

You are mistaken! They do not steal, and drop to treasury.

Who are now messrs?

As always – former slaves and footmen.

Who is right – materialists or idealists?

Neither those, nor others: where can consciousness build a nest without matter? And is it possible to test matter without consciousness!?

Mankind – the herd?

If a goat is leading the herd of sheep, then who then is leading mankind?

Whether purely spiritual life is possible?

If to separate spirit from a body, then, alas, there comes death.

Why does time for happy life doesn't come?

Because somebody hours aren't watched, others have no watch, and all else are just waiting in the wings.

What is the role of personality in history?

Personalities appear so seldom that the history in general doesn't suffer from them, but in particular – very much even.

For what Internet appeared?

For the best coverage of the population and its subsequent self-destruction.

Than a policeman is different from a criminal?

One nonentity in the form pretends that it guards order, and another – uses this.

Why wolves howl, dogs whine, and people pray?

The wolf has nobody to hope, and he cheers itself; a dog, whining, hopes for the master; and Homo sapiens for some reason imagines that is not known who will help him.

Why the signature is sealed by the stamp?

Here affects atavism: always more reliable to something or someone to pin down.

What do Russians differ from remaining in?

They like to oppose to everything and everybody just so.

What is characteristic of reasonable persons?

They are not removed far from the level of mediocrity.

What it is necessary to be afraid the most of all?

Every should be afraid the most of all self.

What means to service?

To succumb to low-grade reasons.

What means to become?

To manage to manifest self in life at least once.

Where ultimately leads hypocrisy?

To loss of the true face.

Why old people are such sad?

From the loss of prospects.

What exist in consanguineous with indulgence?

Nobility.

Where the person does not look for benefits anyway?

In dreams and love.

What will occur if prisons collapse?

We will be sat on chain.

Why pessimists don't kill of themselves from the hopelessness which is visible by them?

Means, visibility is bad.

What the poor need a spoon for, if he has nothing to eat?

To entertain itself by an artistic knock on the bottom of the bowl.

Why the human nature is so disgusting?

It not so strongly differs from the nature of other living creatures which only and do that devours each other.

In what case the person inevitably turns into pettiness?

Being in power.

And still: truth triumphs in the world or evil?

Do not hesitate – it is true that the number of decently living people is growing, although, of course, evil is manifested in the fact that the number of indecently living people is not decreasing.

What role in life is played by a case?

It mocks us.

What sense of the invention of such useless subject how a tie?

The tie shows the man as the more erectus, than he is actually.

Why deputies and ministers are deprived of a imprint of wisdom on a countenance?

Other imprints are important for them.

Why Gogol so sympathized to Acacius Akakiyevich Bashmachkin?

The last overcoat too has been thwarted once with cash-strapped Gogol.

Why people of the North are so boring and preposterous?

The terrain is such.

For what reason flowers are forced to die in a vase?

On the occasion of this or that holiday.

3. The explanatory dictionary.

Absurd.

Extreme form of dissatisfaction of the person with common sense.

Anarchy.

Unattainable order without chiefs, inasmuch everyone tries to become by boss.

Beauty.

It is what impossible take in any way.

Capitalism.

The same, as socialism – deception of working people under different sauce.

Comfort.

Cozy beastliness.

Consent.

Unreason regarding unanimity.

Disappearance.

Nonacceptance.

Doubt.

Resistance of certainty

Happiness.

The anticipation of execution of treasured desire, which is coming to the end with execution.

Hatred.

Extreme manifestation of own weakness.

A human being.

The insignificant site of a hologram which during lifetime thinks hardly.

Idleness.

Loss goals.

Impatience.

Unreasonable aspiration to pass by the necessary queue waiting.

Fear.

Foreboding of severe blow.

Lust.

The same need, as at an amoeba in the case its division.

Life.

It is what cannot be under any laws, but happens.

Loneliness.

The black hole of distraction.

Luck.

Social resonance.

Mafia.

A bunch of capable villains which is effectively replacing all unable toilers.

Memory.

Natural selection of events.

Mockery.

An extreme form of admonition.

Motion.

Individual procedure with periodic breaks for the night and with a final break for an indefinite term.

Myth.

Lie, but supposedly – into salvation.

Oppression.

Coercion of liberation.

Pain.

The first and final warning.

The pettiness.

Boundless self-conceit.

Phobia.

Reaction to the unwonted.

Poetry.

Rhymed spasm of idealism.

Property.

The last of the truly necessary.

Prose.

Attempt to copy self.

Reason.

Mind on the surface.

The relationship.

The most important thing! Without them – neither to distinguish, nor to divide.

Sleep.

Daily reminder on death.

Success.

Short-term providing without visible continuation.

Talent.

The random gift, extremely seldom acquiring status of necessary.

The trifle.

Temporary roadside of the sphere of attention.

Understanding.

Refusal of one for the sake of another.

Witty.

Waste of time and mind.

4. The confused dictionary.

Allusion.

Woman in confused feelings.

Angloman.

The maniac with knowledge of English.

Automatic machine.

The idler, gnawing sunflower seeds and spitting a peel into passers-by.

Boredom.

Nothing worthy.

The bosses.

Separation from masses.

Car.

The place from where you can observe pedestrians.

Chignon.

Soup with champignons.

Citizens.

The population which doesn't have any rights except the right to vote,

Collision.

Landing on the colossians

Comedy.

Hedgehog on a comb.

Configuration.

The curvaceous lady under stake.

Deficit.

Total absence of mind at the heads.

Degenerate.

Retired general.

Dominator.

Very first rogue.

Drama.

The lonely lady at a window.

Economics.

Method of division of people on idlers and the staff servicing them.

Emigration.

Delicate crossing of the border in the necessary party.

Indifference.

Suffocation of self.

Infinity.

There everything is lost.

Inspiration.

Inhale for a moment.

Finance.

Housewives, singing romances.

Finish.

The full passage.

Fragment.

Intermediate finish.

Finiteness.

There everything happens.

Food reserve.

Do not perishable, but quickly plundered product.

Hologram.

Nude teasing completeness.

Ideology.

The idiotic idea for deception the population.

Illusion.

The lady at the age in dreams of a marriage.

Information.

The data, getting us.

Internet.

Virtual landing to a needle.

Mediocrity.

What allows to tighten of self.

Meloman.

Worker of a mel quarry.

Nonsense.

Unformed stuff.

Physiognomist.

Facial surgeon.

Pleasure.

Satisfaction from digestion.

Polygon

The circle, subjected to pruning.

Portal.

Pointless exit in astral.

Prophet.

The man, which is able to force to listen to the own nonsenses.

Quarter.

Beer packing.

Russophobe.

Russian man with a foreign surname.

Savings.

Saving of what should be spent.

Smart ass.

Witted rascal.

Spouses.

Temporarily vacationers from loneliness.

Stacking.

The cemetery behind a hillock.

The stumbling block.

May be a roadside German or a cautious Jew.

Psychosis.

The superintendent of a psychiatric hospital.

Time.

The wandering life point.