Evgeny Russ - London 4019. On the Britain

“What is it?” – asked Torpedos.

“These are girls, they need to be inflated. Clients must inflate them themselves to the degree of elasticity they need. On the back of the box there’s scheme a hole pattern,” – said drone Monica.

Torpedos took the box from Marilyn and turned it over. There was a scheme already pouted Marilyn.

“And where to blow here?” – asked Torpedos.

“Into that hole,” answered drone Monica, pointing by her manipulator at the diagram.

“I won’t blow here,” said Torpedos and looked questioningly at Podvalny.

"Do you have any live girls?" – Asked Podvalny from drone Monica.

"Of course have! We are a three-star brothel! We now have a virgin from Venus. I just don’t know if it will suit you."

"Why not? What's wrong with her?" – asked Torpedos.

"Everything is fine with her, but she, like all the inhabitants of Venus, is covered with a scaly shell. You will not break it."

"And what, do you have guests from Venus?"

"No, they are all on harvesting potatoes on Mars. But we keep one girl just in case. And without her, we would not have been given a third star."

“Something I don't want these girls anymore,” – said Podvalny to Torpedos, “we’d better go to MacDonald’s Cheburechny. I have been told they make on the Moon briquettes with taste pelmeni and sour cream. In these Cheburechny you know in advance what you will get for your Britcoins."

Juan and Yegor looked around and left the brothel. The hotel hall was not crowded. Then they left the hotel to the main tunnel and were going to ride in their capsule to MacDonald’s Cheburechny. But parking attendant who gave Torpedos a baseball cap was gone.

“We need to ask at the reception hotel where their parking attendant had gone,” – Podvalny said, and they returned back to the hotel.

Going to the reception, Torpedos asked, – “Where's your parking attendant?”

“We never had a parking attendant,” – the heavily made-up hotel employee answered.

"And who then gave me this baseball cap at the entrance to your hotel?"

“How do I know?”

“But the baseball cap says Idiot, the name of your hotel,” – said Podvalny.

“They are being sold near that counter,” – the girl said and pointed to a kiosk in the hotel lobby, “anyone can buy it.”

“Let's go look for a capsule in the tunnel,” said Torpedos to Podvalny, “I saw that dude turn into a small tunnel. Maybe she is somewhere nearby."

They went out into the main tunnel and noticed a person approaching them from the opposite side. The man stopped in front of the tourists and said, – "if there are problems, please contact. I am a private detective, Alfred Bespyatov. My office is in front of Hotel."

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