Nikolay Lakutin - Sly Zhoriki. A play for 3 people. Comedy

Zhora (positively). Well… You can do it, I don't doubt you. You're a smart guy for these things.

Gosha (positively). You're not a simpleton either. How many did you have, you said… Seventy?

Zhora (positively). Oh… so that was when it was. It's seventy-two now. This girl will call-it will be seventy-three.

Gosha (a little sadly). Well, I don't even have fifty. This forty-ninth will be. But… I have a mitigating circumstance, I started much later!

Zhora (positively). And who is to blame for you?

Gosha (a little sadly). You would have lived in my family – you wouldn't have started at all! You know how strict everything was there. Every step was controlled. Here, only when he broke free, then he fell into all the blades.

Zhora (positively). And do you think that my trips were encouraged by me? No. My parents also tried to control me. But… Where could they keep me when there were such Marinki, Yulki and Ulki – imaginative spinning around.

Gosha (a little sadly). And in my adolescence, all the girls were somehow unsightly, as luck would have it. Although… maybe not out of spite. Maybe, on the contrary, it's good, because it was easier to reach eighteen, you can say that there was no temptation.

Zhora (positively). No, my friend, I would definitely have died if I hadn't been nailed to the women's well-known holy of holies until I was eighteen.

Gosha (changing the subject). So, what are you doing with this girl from yesterday? Do you need her, if she went on about it so easily?

Zhora (judiciously). Yes, I think so. On the one hand – if she is not so problematic, then how much can she already have in total. Risk!

Gosha (agrees). Risk!

Zhora (judiciously). But on the other hand, the risk is a noble thing, and besides, I don't go on a hike without protective equipment. Yes, and you need to continue the account. And if I spread out right and left like this, agreeing and disagreeing, then you will be able to catch up with me like this! And this cannot be allowed.

Gosha (cheerfully). That's also true.

Zhora (judiciously). And then-where our did not disappear. I'm going to meet this girl. There's something to do for three kopecks. And as a result, it will already be seventy-three!

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