Noel Hynd - Hostage in Havana

“Sheer hell,” she said.

“That would work as a description,” he answered. “Hey, look. There’s a lot to talk about, but we haven’t been knocked out of the game,” he said. “Not at all.”

He motioned for her to sit down. There was a wicker seat, very welcoming, close by an overhead fan and a huge plant. She settled into the seat. There was a tall mojito on the table, half finished.

“Can we talk here?” she asked.

“There are better places, but I think we’re okay. What the Cuban government can put forth in venality, they surrender in incompetence. I don’t think we’re being recorded, if that’s what you mean.”

“That’s what I mean,” she said, looking around. The piano player, fortunately, covered their conversation, which is probably why Guarneri had chosen the place. With the music and the din of conversation, motor noise, voices from outside, and the activity in the lobby, it would be impossible to eavesdrop. Then, turning back to Guarneri, she said, “Tell me about our reception committee.”

“I don’t know much more than you do,” he said, “other than we both got away.”

“And the three men on the boat?”

“Didn’t make it, apparently,” Paul said. “I’m sorry about that.”

“They got hit badly,” she said.

“Yes, they did,” said Guarneri, working a sprig of mint from the mojito. “Dead, I’m afraid. There’s going to be some nasty feedback in Miami when word gets back.”

“Who was shooting at us?” she asked again. “Militia? Army? I thought I saw uniforms.”

“You did see uniforms,” Guarneri said, “but I didn’t recognize them. I was trying to keep my head down too. I got to the controls of the boat and reversed the engines, while I got in a few last shots. I hit the water not long after you did and went in the opposite direction. That way at least one of us would have a better chance of making it to shore … or that’s what I hoped.”

“I’m surprised they didn’t see us,” she said.

“Remember that mist on the water,” he said, “like a low cloud? It must have been just enough to hide us. You’re religious – say a prayer of thanks sometime.” He looked for a waiter and signaled. “What are you drinking?” he asked.

“I just had a Coca-Cola,” she said.

“That’s what you just had, but what are you having now?” he asked.

“Paul, I’m not looking to get smashed in the middle of the afternoon.”

“Why? You got something better to do?”

“As a matter of fact, I do. I have a certain Mr. Violette to locate.”

“He’s waited twenty-six years,” Paul said. “He’ll wait twenty-four hours more.”

She reached into her tote bag and pulled out the cell phone.

“Ah. You’ve been to the dead drop already,” he said.

“Yes.”

“And that’s the phone?”

“That’s it.”

A waiter arrived, a nice-looking young man in a short white service jacket and black pants. He looked like he could have fit into Perez Prado’s band in 1957. Alex covered the phone. They were still uncommon in Havana, cell phones, though not illegal, which they had been till recently.

“The mojitos are excellent,” Guarneri said. “If I had ten bucks for every mojito that Hemingway knocked back in this place, I could retire. Try one.”

“I don’t like to mix.”

“Don’t be a killjoy,” he said. “We’re not doing anything else for a while. Let some air in your sails. Somos de vacaciones. Mia querida. ?Viva la vida! ” he added facetiously. “We’re on vacation. Have some booze. Live a little.”

The waiter smiled patiently.

“Un mojito, por favor,” she said, acquiescing.

“?Un grande, como Senor?” the waiter asked. “?Double?” A double?

“No, no,” she said.

“?Si, si!” Paul insisted, ordering a double for her. He shooed the waiter away.

“I’m glad you’re alive,” she said. “Despite everything.”

“And I’m glad you are, Alex,” he said. “I was worried. I really was.”

He placed a hand on her leg and gave it a squeeze. Then he released it.

The bartender, watching them, made a show of assembling the drink. Mint leaves crushed on ice, lime wedges, rum, rum, and more rum, then a dash, and just a dash, of club soda. He proudly moved his concoction to a serving tray.

“By the way, that’s the law over there,” Guarneri continued in a very low voice. “Cops. Undercover. Clandestino.” He didn’t move his head. He signaled by pointing his eyes toward the far end of the bar.

Alex scanned fast and found two men in a conversation.

They wore plantation shirts, long and not tucked in. She saw just enough of a bulge on their hips to conceal side arms. Both men were right-hand draws, so she knew what to watch for. Everyone could see the weapons, but then again they couldn’t. That’s how it worked here, she concluded. Police, but don’t ask and don’t tell. Stay away from them and hope they stay away from you. The men were keeping an eye on the crowd. She began to sweat again. She wondered if they were after her. Not these cops, particularly, but whatever cops dealt with shore intrusions.

“I should find another line of work. I didn’t see them,” she said. “What if they come over?”

“We speak Spanish to them and make nice. And we remain very, very polite. You have your Mexican passport?” he asked.

“Of course. You have your Canadian one?”

“Wouldn’t travel in a commie country without it,” he said.

“And what if they ask how we know each other and what we’re doing in Cuba?”

“Our original cover story stands. Husband and wife. Tourists.” He eyed her. “What’s the matter? Nervous?”

“You bet I’m nervous,” she said in a low voice. “We just entered this country illegally. Or have you already forgotten?”

“Just chill and go with the flow,” he said. “We’ll be fine.”

The waiter arrived with the drinks. He set the frosted glass in front of Alex. She reached for her purse, but Guarneri stayed her hand. “When I order drinks, the woman never pays,” he said. “You have your religion and I have mine. That’s mine.” He handed a carefully folded ten dollar bill to the waiter. “Quedese con el vuelto,” he said. Keep the change.

“Gracias, Senor,” the waiter answered. He gave a respectful nod and took off.

“The almighty dollar is welcome here, I see,” she mused.

“Why wouldn’t it be? It’s preferred. Americans are welcome too. Cubans like Americans. It’s just the American government they hate, even more than they hate their own. But a lot of Americans don’t like their own government either,” Paul said. “So right there Americans and Cubans have a bond. That’s something that can be built on.”

“Sure,” she said. Nervously, she gave a sidelong glance at the two cops.

“Don’t worry,” he said. “They’re not after you. They’re just goofing off.”

“Good thing,” she sighed.

“I’ve got your back,” he said. “You should know that.”

“You’ve got my back? Like on the boat?”

He shrugged easily. “You’re alive, aren’t you? You got away, didn’t you?”

“Barely!”

“Well, ‘barely’ counts,” he said. “And don’t worry about the police. They walked in about five minutes before you did, so they’re not trailing you. They came in through the back exit to the bar, which leads through the kitchen. That way they wouldn’t have to cross the lobby. They do it all the time. They know the ways in and ways out, they move around close to the walls, particularly at night. Like rats. Which is what they are.”

He watched them without looking directly at them. So did Alex. She took another sip. The barman here knew how to make these things. The Cuban rum was bold and sugary, almost chewy. As she listened to Paul, Alex kept an eye on the two cops, who had their backs to the bar now, reclining slightly, cold bottles of Bucanero, the Cuban beer, in their hands as they surveyed the patrons.

One of the cops glanced in Alex’s direction.

She hid behind her drink, not actually drinking it – one of them needed to stay sharp – but pretending to enjoy a leisurely moment with her husband.

“What if the cops had seen you paying in U.S. currency?” she asked.

Guarneri scoffed. “They probably would have asked for some for themselves,” Guarneri said. “Who wants a lousy Cuban peso? No one. The money is less than useless. There are two official currencies here: the tourist peso and the worthless local peso. You don’t think the Cubans buy consumer goods from Europe and Japan with pesos, do you? That brings us to the unofficial currency. Euros and dollars, mostly dollars. Fifty years of Cuban Marxism and the currency is worthless. What does that tell you about far-left economics?”

“Several things,” she said.

“Name one.”

“Marxism doesn’t work,” she said.

“Good. Name another.”

“The American embargo made sure that Marxism didn’t work.”

“I’ll allow that. Name a third.”

“I want to get the job done and get out of here as soon as possible,” she said. “Havana is vibrant, charming, fascinating – and it gives me the creeps. So why don’t we get down to business and get a move on?”

“What do you want to know?” he asked.

“Why was there an official reception for our boat?” Alex pressed. “That tells me that something has gone terribly wrong with at least one end of this operation.”

“You’re right, of course,” Guarneri said. “But there were all sorts of reasons the boat could have been making that run and that the Cubans wanted to intercept it. They could have thought it was smuggling black market goods into Cuba, or picking up Cubans who wanted to buy their way off the island. It’s more unusual for people to try to sneak onto the island than off it.” He paused. “Pierre, the pilot that dropped us off. He’s a smuggler. That won’t shock you, will it? It was his boat and those were three of his men. They’re Miami underworld, all of them. Bad guys, but you don’t get many good guys in that line of work. They take their chances, and they know that someday the odds will go against them.”

“Human life is human life,” she said. “I don’t like the taking of it.”

“You think I do? Well, you’re wrong if you do,” he said. “I don’t. So light a candle for them if you want, but you’d be wise to go about your business. The world is what it is. Pierre, Leo, and their cronies had a lot of enemies. The most likely explanation for what happened was that the reception committee was for Leo and his boatmen, not us.”

“But you don’t know that.”

“But we go on that assumption,” he insisted. “I know there are people here who have me in the crosshairs. Probably more than I know. I’m in enemy territory. The walls have ears and people talk.” A beat and he added. “I have relatives here. You knew that, didn’t you?”

“Of course. You mentioned an uncle and my best friends at the FBI filled in a few blanks, also.”

“That was nice of them,” Guarneri said.”What about a CIA check?” he asked. “Surely you got a briefing there too.”

“You asked me that already and the answer hasn’t changed. I talked to several CIA people,” she said. “The subject was Roland Violette more than you. If they had anything on you, they weren’t willing to share it with me,” she said.

“I’m flattered. Or insulted,” he said. “Eventually I’ll know which. Can’t ever trust them, you know,” Paul added with a smile.