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‘I don’t know what you mean by “glory,”’ Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. ‘Of course you don’t – till I tell you. I meant “there’s a nice knockdown argument for you!”’

‘But “glory” doesn’t mean “a nice knockdown argument,”’ Alice objected.

‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’

‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master – that’s all.’

Alice was too much puzzled to say anything; so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. ‘They’ve a temper, some of them – particularly verbs: they’re the proudest – adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs – however, I can manage the whole of them! Impenetrability! That’s what I say!’

‘Would you tell me, please,’ said Alice, ‘what that means?’

‘Now you talk like a reasonable child,’ said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. ‘I meant by “impenetrability” that we’ve had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you’d mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don’t mean to stop here all the rest of your life.’

‘That’s a great deal to make one word mean,’ Alice said in a thoughtful tone.

‘When I make a word do a lot of work like that,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘I always pay it extra.’

‘Oh!’ said Alice. She was too much puzzled to make any other remark.

‘Ah, you should see ’em come round me of a Saturday night,’ Humpty Dumpty went on, wagging his head gravely from side to side, ‘for to get their wages, you know.’

(Alice didn’t venture to ask what he paid them with; and so you see I can’t tell you .)

‘You seem very clever at explaining words, Sir,’ said Alice. ‘Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called “Jabberwocky”?’

‘Let’s hear it,’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘I can explain all the poems that were ever invented – and a good many that haven’t been invented just yet.’

This sounded very hopeful, so Alice repeated the first verse: –

‘That’s enough to begin with,’ Humpty Dumpty interrupted: ‘there are plenty of hard words there. “ Brillig ” means four o’clock in the afternoon – the time when you begin broiling things for dinner.’

‘That’ll do very well,’ said Alice: and “ slithy” ?’

‘Well, “ slithy” means “lithe and slimy.” “Lithe” is the same as “active.” You see it’s like a portmanteau [75] Portmanteau – большой чемодан, состоящий из двух складывающихся равных частей. Portmanteau words – это слова, составленные из двух разных слов. – there are two meanings packed up into one word.’

‘I see it now,’ Alice remarked thoughtfully: ‘and what are “ toves ”?’

‘Well, “ toves” are something like badgers – they’re something like lizards – and they’re something like corkscrews.’

‘They must be very curiouslooking creatures.’

‘They are that,’ said Humpty Dumpty: ‘also they make their nests under sundials – also they live on cheese.’

‘And what’s to “ gyre ” and to “ gimble” ?’

‘To “ gyre ” is to go round and round like a gyroscope. To “ gimble ” is to make holes like a gimblet.’

‘And “ the wabe ” is the grassplot round a sundial, I suppose?’ said Alice, surprised at her own ingenuity.

‘Of course it is. It’s called “ wabe ,” you know, because it goes a long way before it, and a long way behind it’ –

‘And a long way beyond it on each side,’ Alice added.

‘Exactly so. Well, then, “ mimsy ” is “flimsy and miserable” (there’s another portmanteau for you). And a “ borogove” is a thin shabbylooking bird with its feathers sticking out all round – something like a live mop.’

‘And then “ mome raths ”?’ said Alice. ‘I’m afraid I’m giving you a great deal of trouble.’

‘Well, a “ rath ” is a sort of green pig: but “ mome” I’m not certain about. I think it’s short for “from home” – meaning that they’d lost their way, you know.’

‘And what does “ outgrabe ” mean?’

‘Well, “ outgribing” is something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle: however, you’ll hear it done, maybe – down in the wood yonder – and, when you’ve once heard it, you’ll be quite content. Who’s been repeating all that hard stuff to you?’

‘I read it in a book,’ said Alice. ‘But I had some poetry repeated to me, much easier than that, by – Tweedledee, I think it was.’

‘As to poetry, you know,’ said Humpty Dumpty, stretching out one of his great hands, ‘ I can repeat poetry as well as other folk, if it comes to that –’

‘Oh, it needn’t come to that!’ Alice hastily said, hoping to keep him from beginning.

‘The piece I’m going to repeat,’ he went on without noticing her remark, ‘was written entirely for your amusement.’

Alice felt that in that case she really ought to listen to it, so she sat down, and said ‘Thank you’ rather sadly.

only I don’t sing it,’ he added, as an explanation.

‘I see you don’t,’ said Alice.

‘If you can see whether I’m singing or not, you’re sharper eyes than most.’ Humpty Dumpty remarked severely. Alice was silent.

‘Thank you very much,’ said Alice.

‘I will, if I can remember it so long,’ said Alice.

‘You needn’t go on making remarks like that,’ Humpty Dumpty said: ‘they’re not sensible, and they put me out.’

‘I’m afraid I don’t quite understand,’ said Alice.

‘It gets easier further on,’ Humpty Dumpty replied.

Humpty Dumpty raised his voice almost to a scream as he repeated this verse, and Alice thought with a shudder, ‘I wouldn’t have been the messenger for anything !’

There was a long pause.

‘Is that all?’ Alice timidly asked.

‘That’s all,’ said Humpty Dumpty. Goodbye.’

This was rather sudden, Alice thought: but, after such a very strong hint that she ought to be going, she felt that it would hardly be civil to stay. So she got up, and held out her hand. ‘Goodbye, till we meet again!’ she said as cheerfully as she could.

‘I shouldn’t know you again if we did meet,’ Humpty Dumpty replied in a discontented tone, giving her one of his fingers to shake: ‘you’re so exactly like other people.’

‘The face is what one goes by, generally,’ Alice remarked in a thoughtful tone.

‘That’s just what I complain of,’ said Humpty Dumpty. ‘Your face is the same as everybody has – the two eyes, so’ – (marking their places in the air with his thumb) ‘nose in the middle, mouth under. It’s always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance – or the mouth at the top – that would be some help.’

‘It wouldn’t look nice,’ Alice objected. But Humpty Dumpty only shut his eyes and said ‘Wait till you’ve tried.’

Alice waited a minute to see if he would speak again, but, as he never opened his eyes or took any further notice of her, she said ‘Goodbye!’ once more, and, getting no answer to this, she quietly walked away: but she couldn’t help saying to herself, as she went, ‘Of all the unsatisfactory –’ (she repeated this aloud, as it was a great comfort to have such a long word to say) ‘of all the unsatisfactory people I ever met –’ She never finished the sentence, for at this moment a heavy crash shook the forest from end to end.

The next moment soldiers came running through the wood, at first in twos and threes, then ten or twenty together, and at last in such crowds that they seemed to fill the whole forest. Alice got behind a tree, for fear of being run over, and watched them go by.

She thought that in all her life she had never seen soldiers so uncertain on their feet: they were always tripping over something or other, and whenever one went down, several more always fell over him, so that the ground was soon covered with little heaps of men.

Then came the horses. Having four feet, these managed rather better than the footsoldiers: but even they stumbled now and then; and it seemed to be a regular rule that, whenever a horse stumbled, the rider fell off instantly. The confusion got worse every moment, and Alice was very glad to get out of the wood into an open place, where she found the White King seated on the ground, busily writing in his memorandumbook.