СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - SOVIET MASINTHIDWE. Zosangalatsa

– Ndipo kuuluka kuti? mpheta idamfunafuna, koma chiwombankhanga chidali kale kutali ndipo sichimakhoza kumva iye.

– Chachilendo, simunazindikire pansi pa mphuno yanu, koma munaona china chake chikukwawa pansi.

Stasyan ndi ma bio mota ake limodzi adayang’ana chiwombankhanga. – Eya, Wokondedwa, tikupita kuti?

– Fota Wokondedwa, mbuyanga!

– Chabwino, okondedwa ntchentche, momwe timawulukira.

– Mphepo ikawomba, touluka kumeneko, ndizosavuta. – adalangiza mtsogoleri wa gulu lambiri la kutsatira ntchentche zobiriwira.

Ndipo adawuluka pamitunda ndi m’nkhalango, kudutsa m’midzi ndi m’mizinda, kumangoyimilira milu ya ma shit, kuti achulukitse gulu lambiri ndi usiku.

Mwamwayi, Mphepo inali yabwino, kungoyang’ana ku Gulf Stream, ndipo iwo, poyang’ana malowo kuchokera kuthawa kwa mbalame, anali osayanjananso ndi zikhumbo zawo; amapita ku Russia kapena ku Turkmenistan. Chifukwa chake kulibe cholinga pakadali pano, koma kudalira kwa matupi a ntchentche ndi ntchentche, momwe adasunthira kutali ndi komwe kunachokera chowongolera, kunayambitsa kuyabwa kwa m’mimba komanso kugona, koma sanatero. Adavutika, koma adavutika, chifukwa simudzagunda ma guts makamaka pakati?! Ino si bulu ndipo si mutu, komwe munakafinya ndikusaka – amayi anu, khungu lanu… Kaif. Koma m’matumbo mukamayamwa kapena chiwindi?! Tin!! Ndipo adayesa kuthamanga, ndi pakamwa pawo potseguka: lamanzere kapena lamanja; tsopano mmbuyo ndi mtsogolo; tsopano pansi, ndiye… koma mmwamba – kuyimitsidwa kunachepa, monga ma radiation dzuwa limakulirakulira, koma simukakhala m’malo motalika kwa nthawi yayitali. Zimakhala zovuta kupuma, mpweya ndi wokwanira, ndipo matumbo amaundana. Mwambiri, Stasyan adaganiza zopita kumalo komwe dziko limawala ndi ma radionuclides ndipo kuchokera kutalika kotereku kunawonekeranso kudera la Ukraine, ndiye … … Ponseponse, Stasyan adaganiza zopita ku Chernobyl. Nkhumba imapeza dothi nthawi zonse, ndipo yothira mpweya imapeza radiation. Zachikhalidwe. Ndipo onetsetsani kuti mukudutsa ku Chelyabinsk, dera la River Tech… Chifukwa chake mawu ake amkati adamulimbikitsa. Ndipo liwu lamkati limatchedwa Chiyankhulo. Ndipo ngati Chilankhulochi chidzafika ku Kiev mazana, zikwizikwi, mamiliyoni aamayendedwe anyama, ndizothiririra, mapiko ndipo ngakhale zili choncho.

Ndipo tsopano afika kale ku Chernobyl. Ndipo m’mene amayandikira pafupi, amakhululuka kwambiri kuti asiye kuyamwa kwamatumbo… Lepota. Ndipo sanakhale m’boma la Abay, Nuclear Test Site, chifukwa amafuna masinthidwe ndi luso lina. Amafuna kuwona dziko, koma kuti adziwonetse yekha, ndipo tsopano adawoloka thambo: tsopano chakumbuyo, tsopano mbali zam’mbuyo, tsopano chammbuyo, tsopano mutu woyamba, kenako miyendo. Ndipo mwadzidzidzi iye, ngati chiwombankhanga, adawona potayira, mulu wokhala ndi dzenje, ndipo maso ake adatulukamo. Stasyan anapachikidwa m’malo moyandama, pansi mpaka pansi… Ndipo??!

Bdshch!!!! – riyakitatu yachitatu ya station ya Atomic Chernobyl Electra idagunda m’zaka zana makumi awiri kapena chikwi. Anthu adayamba kuchita misala «ndikuchita zozizwitsa.» Anthu adamva zochitika zonse za kuphulika kwa nyukiliya. Koma Dziko lapansi linavutika kwambiri kapena ayi?! Amayamwa ma radiation onse mwa iye ndipo adayamba kunenepa. Koma kuti kwa wina ndiimfa, kwa ena kubadwa ndi moyo. Dziko silingakhale loipa, kubiriwira pamenepo kapena lakuda ngati phula, ndi la iye, koma kwa iwo omwe akukhala?! … Chifukwa chake palibe chifukwa chosungira amayi ndi Dziko lapansi, omwe si amayi athu. Ndife tiziromboti kwa iye, osati ana… Tiyenera kupulumutsa athu: Ife, aku Russia, tiyenera kupulumutsa miyoyo yathu; Ajeremani, Chitchaina ndi anthu ena padziko lapansi, ayenera kupulumutsa, kumene, aku America; koma aku America amafunikira kupulumutsa abulu awo… Kwa omwe mtengo wake umakhala wokwera mtengo, moyenera, kwa omwe umamupweteka, ndipo amene ali ndi kena kake, sizipulumutsa, mwachitsanzo, dzanja kapena mphuno: iwowo ndiye mzimu, ndipo ife ndife bulu?! Koma chenicheni chakuti imfa ndi cha wina ndi moyo kwa wina. Ndipo ngakhale kudzera mu ufa wakusintha amasintha malinga ndi chilengedwe. Anthu onse ochokera ku okosijeni, ndi masinthidwe, tiwayitani iwo, kutengera ma radionuclides. Pazinthu zakuti sizinachitike posachedwa, panapangidwa moyo watsopano, wosadziwika, womwe umadzitcha «Great Galupiya». Ndipo ma gallups sanadziwenso mawonekedwe awo mdziko lino, monga anthu okhudzana ndi kulengedwa kwa dziko lomwelo kuchokera pakumvetsetsa kwawo, amangolingalira ndi zonamizira, ndipo ma gallups akuluakulu adasinthidwa kuti azikhala mumakola, ngati agalu kapena agalu oyendayenda, omwe labu zawo zimakhala kunja, ndipo pamwamba omwe atchulidwa kawirikawiri anangofa. Palibe amene anawapulumutsa?! Anthu sanapulumutsidwe onse, koma nayi ma bulshit. Koma pamizere yaimfa, moyo watsopano wamasinthidwe unawonekera, sichinali chamoyo chomwe chimasinthika, koma kudziwa, koma zochulukira pa chimenecho komanso chinsinsi cha Mlengi.

Mphepo izi zam’mbuyomu zachitukuko zakale zinali zatsopano komanso zofunikira. Sanadziwunikire okha, amawalira ngati ma firef kuchokera kuzomwe zili ma radionuclides matupi awo osadziwika. Amadyanso chilichonse chomwe chimatulutsa ma radiation komanso nthaka yongokhala. Koma pang’onopang’ono kuchuluka kwa ma radiation kunayamba kuchepa, ndipo mpaka anayamba kuwonetsa mathero awo adziko lapansi, ndendende – mdima. Dera lolamulirali limakhala makamaka Cherepki, motsogozedwa ndi Generalisifilis Cherepukov ndi Cherevichi, Semisrak.

UMBONI NDI KUSINTHA KWA WODZEDWA WOONETSETSA Mumaoneka ngati wamtundu wachilendo, wachiwiri kwa woyamba. Unali ndi zigawo zingapo: chigaza ndi mafupa anayi omwe ali pafupi ndi chigaza

machitidwe. Zachidziwikire, kuti chigaza chija chidalumikizidwa pamgwirizano wamafupa amitundu yambiri akuturukirana mbali zosiyanasiyana za dziko lapansi, ndiye kuti – mdimawo. Kuphatikizanso, mafupa ang’onoang’ono adalumikizidwa kwa iwo ndipo maondo amapangidwa molumikizana. Kenako adakhala atakutidwa ndi wailesi yoyera ya Kozulia ndipo shard adakhalanso wamoyo.

Zinamveka kuti Mlengi adasinthasintha malingaliro awo kuchokera pazithunzi zomwe zidapachikidwa kuti: «ASATSITSE, PHA!!!», adaipanga pang’ono, ndikuyiyika pa ndege yolumikizana, kapena, mfundo yokhala ngati chigaza, yopanda malekezero ake oyambira ndipo pakamwa, panali mbali yomanga yonyamula, ndi zotupa za mwendozo zinali zolumikizidwa, ndi mafupa okhala ndi malekezero onse mbali zonse ziwiri, ndipo maondo akumiyendo kapena mafupa a mawonekedwe omwewo anali nawo. Ndipo galimotoyo idawoneka ndipo idadzichitira manyazi. Kupatula apo, akutsutsana ndi zolemba, koma bwalo ndi phokoso zidapangidwa kale?!

Ndipo adaganiza zodzikonza pang’ono ndikupanga opanga mafupa amtunduwu, mwa njira, adalumikizana molimbika ndi mtundu wa Morse, monga choncho.

Aliyense amene sazilandira, ndimalongosola: iyi ndi mtundu wina wamakhalidwe a Morse, koma osati zilembo, koma, mwa njira zinayi zamagetsi. Molondola, iwo adavina masitepe kapena kuvina. Ndipo adamvetsetsa kuti bazaar – kulumikizana kwa magulu – sanalandiridwe ndipo adalangidwa molingana ndi malamulo awo, monga achifwamba – malinga ndi munthu.

Pazonse, adabwera ndi cholengedwa chomwecho ngati wamatsenga, popanda mwendo umodzi, ndipo m’malo mwa chigaza, diso lidawoneka pa waya wamkhosi-wam’maso, lomwe limang’ambika mbali zonse ngati njoka ndipo linali lamphamvu kwambiri, ngati chitsulo ndikutambasuka ngati mphira. Diso lenilenilo, lopangidwa ndi galasi, kapena zirconium, kapenanso diamondi, monga mu mzere wamaboma okwera kwambiri ndi miyala ina yowonekera, linawona kuyatsidwa kwa magetsi kenako nkuwona kuwala kwa dziko lapansi. Diso lidakutidwa ndi ma eyelone anayi a polyvinyl chloride eyelids, kumtunda, m’munsi, kumanja ndi kumanzere. Ndipo ali m’tulo, adadzigoneka ngati duwa, ndipo ngati ndi duwa, ndipo mmalo mwake nkung’ambika kapena wailesi yolumikizana, ndikuwaphuthira ndi kuwaza mu chigaza cha shard iyi, chomwe, chopanda, chinali chopanda maso. Ndipo adatcha cholengedwa chofatsa ichi, chabwino komanso chachifundo – KAZULIA CHERNOBYL.

Panali ma shoti khumi kapena ma shoti khumi pa Casulia. SKULLS idasiyana ndi SKWIS pobadwa, ndiye kuti: SKULL ndi salaga, ndipo SKWI ndi wankhondo yemwe watenga lumbiro loti agonjera Galupiya.

Casulia yekha adadya mophweka: adakhala pampando wama radiyeredwe ndikumamwa mpaka iye atawala. Zambiri mu kambuku, momwe zimayamba kukhalira bwino ndikuthira pansi… Madzi osungunuka adalowetsedwa m’matumba owuma ndikupereka mphamvu yamoyo, monga mpweya wam’mlengalenga – mapuloteni ndi chakudya.

Kuchokera pamwambapo, ma galulosi onse anali ngati akangaude ofanana ndi lalanje, omwe amasunthika ndi mafuta pamene akusunthika. Poyang’ana koyamba, onse ankawoneka mbali imodzi, ngati chimbalangondo, koma ngati mumayang’anitsitsa, zimasiyana. Sanali mawonekedwe, kapena mitundu yonse yaziponda, kwakukulu, ngati nyerere, ndipo panali pafupifupi mabiliyoni aiwo mu ziwerengero zapitazi, zomwe zinachitika zaka zisanu zapitazo…

VLADU Semisraka inali yokhayo yomwe imasiyanitsidwa ndi nzika zina, motero inali njira zake ziwiri zokhala ngati nyanga zamphongo, mfundo zisanu ndi zitatu chilichonse. Adali ndi mtsogoleri komanso Mulungu. Aliyense anali kumuopa, koma sanamulemekeza. Amangonena kuti iye ndiye wamkulu ndipo chifukwa chake mawu ake ndi lamulo.

Pambuyo pake adapita pamwambamwamba wa Botva CHEREVICH, omwe anali oyang’anira nyumba zamalamulo, ngati Duma, Congress, kapena popanda Feni’s bazaar komanso ofanana. Ndipo anavala awiri opindika, ngati miyala, nyanga. Ndipo kutembenukira komwe kumachitika, kofunika kwambiri komanso kolemekezeka kunali mawu ku Botva. Ndipo nyanga za Kozulia zinali zomata, popeza osankhika anali kudzipezeka ndi anthu awiri kapena kupitilira apo. Cherevichi adadzitcha: «Unouchable Genitalia of the State Botva of Great Galupia.» Adali ndi chitetezo chosavomerezeka, ndipo yekhayo amene angadyole nyanga zake ndi Iye, Wotukulidwa. Popanda nsanja Greatness, Generalisyphilis wa Galups Onse, Utsogoleri Wake, Ambuye Wapamwamba, Semisrak.

Pambuyo pake a Cherevichs atapita ku SKULLS – oteteza, alonda a chitetezo, agogoli, majeremusi ndi ana. Iwo anali ndi nyanga imodzi pamutuwu, ngati wowaza pomwe adatembenuka ndikuzungulira, ngati Yula, potero adaponya miyendo yawo miyendo pa nkhope ya mdani. Ndipo adalunjika kuminda, ngati kuti gulu lankhondo kapena lankhondo …, mwachidule, AMBUYE OGULIRA.

Iwo, a generals of the Brotherhood of Cherepkov, sanadye ndi chiwopsezo chawo chonse cha Untouchable Genitalia wa Botva wa Great Galupia.

Kubalana kunachitika ndi gulu lapadera la Cherevichs okhala ndi nyanga za mbuzi otchedwa UCHICHALKI,

lomwe limangowoneka pansi, ndikusesa Kazul, yemwe anali atangochititsidwa khungu. Anajambula aliyense molingana ndi kuchuluka kuchulukana: Khumi Cherepkov, kuphatikiza Casulia imodzi; zana limodzi, kuphatikiza General mmodzi; zana la a generals, kuphatikiza Cherevich mmodzi, ndi Lord m’modzi… Aphunzitsi analinso Uchiha. Atsikana a Uchiha analinso ndi Kazul wawo, monga otchuka, koma m’modzi yekhayo.

Chifukwa chake iwo amakhala. Koma ngati Kazul wamwalira, ndiye kuti ma shoti anafa ndi njala. Wankhanza, koma amakono.

Adalinso ndi zibowo zachinyamata, komwe amaphunzitsa achinyamatawo zikhalidwe za Galupiya ndi sayansi yawo ina. Chifukwa chake Shard wachichepere ndi Casulia wachinyamata adathawa pamaphunzirowo ndikuyenda mumsewu wakuda. Anabadwa nthawi imodzi komanso ambiri mwa ma shoti ambiri, iye yekha ndi amene anapulumuka. Kumbali ina, iye ndi Uchiha kale, chifukwa ali ndi Kazul yake, inde, pambuyo pa Sukulu Yopulumuka ndi Kukhala ndi Moyo (SHVP), koma sanazindikire izi, chifukwa anali akadali wopusa komanso wopusa ndipo sanawone zovuta zazikulu komanso zazikulu. Vuto la chinsinsi mu coloni lidapangitsa kuti ana azikhala opanda mwayi wokhala nawo. Ndipo chifukwa chake chinali chakuti kunalibe chakudya chama radio mma koloni motero anapulumuka yekha. Zachidziwikire kuti izi sizinachitike kawirikawiri mpaka pano, koma popita nthawi, zanyengo zawonjezeka. Ndipo aliyense adawona izi, nawazindikira chifukwa cha mantha, kuti angadzutse malingaliro a akulu.