StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Lōkōpō kikowaena. Hōʻike kūlohelohe

© StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky, 2020

ISBN 978-5-4498-0424-2

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Aloha

E neʻe koke i ka wehewehe ʻana o nā mea hoʻohana nui i nā hanana i manaʻo ʻia e aʻu ma kēia ʻāpana o nā hihia.

ʻO ka mea mua ma ka papa inoa ʻo Me General General Ottila Aligadzhievich Klop. ʻO nā mea āpau a puni iā ia, ʻaʻole ia he ulu pālua – kanaiwa kumamaiwa kumamaiwa ʻeiwa.

Ke nīnau nei ʻoe: «akā pehea i hoʻokomo ʻia ai ʻo ia i ka rula o nā mākaʻi o ke kauoha, ma hope iho o hoʻokahi a ma ka hapalua hapalua ʻaʻole lākou e ʻae ʻia i loko o ka puali, a inā ʻaʻole i kā ka pūʻali ʻaʻole lākou e ʻae ʻia… Akā ʻo ia – kahi hihia kūikawā: ʻoi loa kona mau mākua, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, kona makuahine a me kona kupuna kāne, nāna i mālama iā ia ma mua o kona makuakāne, nā kamaʻāina maʻamau o ka Lūkini Rūkini, me nā kumu mua ma mua o ka Iudaio. ʻO ia wale nō kona makuahine, i ka makahiki mua i ka wā e hoʻohana ʻole ai ka honua i nā kamepiula ma nā wahi a me ka Soviet Union Nui, i loko o ʻolua mau puʻupuʻu i nā ʻāpana o nā kauoha internationalist, ʻo ia ka hana e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka poʻe maʻi ma hope o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka tapeworm. A ua hana ʻia i loko o kekahi mau ʻāina o Aferika a me nā iwi kahiko o nā ʻ Africanpika ʻAmelika Huipūlā, ua maʻi, ʻo kekahi o ia, a ʻo ke alakaʻi wale nō ʻo ia iho, ʻo ia ka Lā Nui Nui, hoʻokahi haneli a me iwakāluakūmāwalu mau makahiki o kona kalena ua ʻelemakule, a mai kona wā i ʻeha nui ai kāna mau hoa. nolaila, ua hoomanao ka poe e hoomanao ana i kona hanau tna, a ua hiki ia ia ke hoohaiana, o kona makuahine oia ka LI, ao kona makuakane o ka Moon, etc. Aue… ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i manaʻo ka makuahine o hope iā Ottila i kēia haʻi mele, akā, ʻaʻole ia i hewa, ua ʻakaʻaka wale ʻo ia a pane aku i ka Luna Nui o nā kāne āpau o ka Honua. Ma hope o kona loaʻa ʻana i ka lau o ka alakaʻi, ʻono loa i ka hoʻowalewale: ka ʻawaʻī buke i nā maka i loko o ka kāleka ʻōlaa, i ʻoki i nā hua o kahi elephant me ke kime sime, nā ʻōpū koko hou o ka palupalu nāwāwa o ko Ivan Kozimovich Pupkin ma ka lā a me ka wai o ka wai ma Coca ma ke kolu… Ma ka laulā nui, ua ala ka makuahine hānai a laila ʻaʻole ola hou kona ola.

A e like me ke kānāwai o ka ʻohana Pygmy, ʻo ka palena kiʻekiʻe o kekahi koa a me kahi kahu o ke kauoha he ʻewalu mau kenekulia a ʻoi aku paha ma mua o hoʻokahi mita ʻelima a meʻumi mau kenimika, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua lawe ʻia ʻo ia i kā lākou makaʻi a hoʻouna ʻia me ka hoʻololi ʻana o ke ʻike ma Rūsia. No laila noho ʻo ia i ka lawelawe: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi noho mau loa, e like me kekahi limahana loea, a no ka mea he kamaʻāina ʻo ia ʻo ka Lūkini Lūkini pinepine, ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke hoʻoiho iā ia. I ka pōkole, hiki i nā mea āpau ke hiki i ko mākou’āina, ʻoi aku ke kālā. Akā ua hele ʻo ia ma ke aʻo ʻana i ka pūʻali koa me kona makuakāne i ka ʻohana a hoʻopiha i ka elepani i ka hōʻike. Ua hōʻike ʻia kēia ma ka palapala i hōʻike ʻia ma kahi o ke koi, i kāʻili ʻia ʻia ma ka ʻōpū o Ottila a apono ʻia e UNESCO. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hoʻopili ʻia kekahi pepa ʻē aʻe i ia mea, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i hana ʻia ma ke ʻano he haneli A ʻoiai hou aʻe i loko o ka palapala nui i hōʻike ʻia he mea mālama ʻo ia i ka pūʻali koa o ka pūʻali koa hema-hema o ka ʻohana i kapa ʻia ʻo Nakatika Ui Buka. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻia kēia inoa iā ia no ka mea o kona makuakāne no ke ola, ʻoiai ʻo ko lākou ʻohana i kau inoa ʻia i nā pūʻali UN.

Ua loaʻa i kēia mau makahiki ʻōpiopio ʻo Ottila ka ʻike ma hope o ka lawelawe ʻana o ka ʻohana, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hōʻike ʻana i loko o: ʻo ka hopu ʻana, e kī ana i kahi tomahawk, «piʻi i nā ʻōpala» kahi i hiki ai iā ia ke piʻi, ʻelua ma nā pae kiʻekiʻe a me nā pimples. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻolei aku i nā wāwae ʻelua ma luna o kona mau pepeiao a i ʻole nā mea ʻē aʻe, a ke paʻa ʻana ma ka papahele ma nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua, hiki ke hana i ke kanikani kuʻuna, hana i kahi pākēlani, ke alo, hoʻi i mua, a hoʻi ʻole me ka hoʻopā i ka papahele. Ua aʻo ʻo ia i ka ʻāʻī ʻana i nā pōpoki, ʻili a me nā ʻili ʻē aʻe a me ka ʻai ʻana i nā holoholona, e komo pū ana me nā kaoaka, nā moe ala moe, nā kolohe a me nā bea ʻoi.

Mahope o ko Ottila hoouna ana i kona noi a ma muli o ka mai o kona makuahine, ua hoʻouna ʻia ʻo ia ma ka ʻOihana Kuhina Nui ma ke ʻano he mea kākau ʻōlelo – aʻoaʻo ʻo Marshall, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike iki i loko o kona mau maka, akā lohe wale nō ia i kona leo ma ka lekiō a me ke kelepona kūikawā. Ma hope o kanakolukumamālua mau makahiki, ua lawe ʻia ʻo ia i kauhale o Sokolov Ruchey, Leningrad Region, a ma St. Petersburg a me ke alanui ʻo Lyuban, no ka ʻoki ʻana i ka mea hana hoʻomalu.

Hāʻawi lākou iā ia i kahi hut, kahi kula i hala mua ʻia. Ua loaʻa ka hapalua mua o ka hale i ka wahi no ka hale, a ʻo ka lua ka mea i manaʻo ʻia he ikaika ikaika.

A laila noho ʻo Ottila Aligadzhievich i loko o kāna keʻena a kākau i kahi hapaha, a laila hōʻike koke ʻia makahiki. E hopohopo nei nō ia, ke hana hewa, hilahila i nā ʻōlelo i nā ʻōlelo, a ua ʻike ʻo ia i ka kenekulia o lākou, ʻo ia hoʻi: ʻo Farani, nā iwi kūʻelima, ʻelima mau ʻōlelo Soviet, Latin, ʻōlelo Lūkini, Lūkini Lūkini, fenya Lūkia, ʻokoʻa a ka Lūkini, ʻōlelo interrogator a me nā ʻano ʻē aʻe.

Ua kākau ʻo ia, ua kākau, a laila hele ke keiki a he ʻumi makahiki i kona keʻena.

– Makua? – noi kāne maʻalahi i hoʻokahi haneri me kanakolukūmākahi kenekolu makahiki a ʻo Izya.

– keiki, keiki? – me ke kū ʻole o kona poʻo, ʻ, lelo maila i ka makuakāne o ʻeiwa kanaiwa ʻeiwa o Ottil.

– Papa..? – Izya i hōʻole. E kākau ana ʻo Papa.

– – pono, olelo mai?! nīnau i ka makuakāne.

– Papa, nānā wau i ka pahu ma ʻaneʻi, huh?!

– A he?

– ʻAʻole maopopo kekahi mau huaʻōlelo iaʻu…

Nānā akula ʻo Ottila i kāna keiki e like me ka makuakāne, me ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻole ʻia i kona poʻo, ua hāpai i kona mau wāwae ma kahi noho kūikawā me nā ʻōheu ma nā wāwae ʻihi, kū, huli a noho i luna o ka papaʻaina. Nānā aloha ʻia ʻo ia i kāna keiki ma loko o ke aniani, e waiho ma luna o ka ihu o kona ihu a nīnau, e nānā ana i loko o nā maka o kāna keiki a ʻaʻole e hāpai i kona poʻo, ua eha kona poʻo a ʻāʻī kona ʻāʻī. Nānā i nā poʻe āpau mai lalo lalo. Hana nō hoʻi i kona kūlana civic. A ʻoi aku paha i mua o kahi keiki i ulu aʻe e like me ke keiki maʻamau. I kēia manawa e noho ana i ka papaʻaina, hiki iā ia ke kuʻe i kona mau ʻāpanaʻeleʻele.

– A ʻo nā hua ʻōlelo ʻaʻole i maopopo iā ʻoe, e ke keiki?

– ʻAe..: Pelekikena, kekahi Mana, FSB.. he aha ia? ʻAʻole mākou i hele i loko o ka mōʻaukala. Pēlā kēlā, ke lele wikiwiki nei.

– A i ʻole he kula procuratorial paha i kēia manawa o ke aʻo ʻana. – ʻakaʻaka ka makuakāne, ua wehe i kona mau kīʻaha a hoʻopili iā lākou i loko o ka puhikaka, kahi i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i luna ma luna o ka papa ʻaina. Ke kīkē nei ʻo ia me kāna keiki i luna o ka poʻohiwi me kona lima ʻē aʻe a kālai iā ia me ke poʻo poʻo nui, ʻaʻole like ke kanaka.

– E hoʻolohe, – ʻeha ka makua kāne, – ʻo wau ka Pelekikena i loko o kā mākou ʻohana, ʻo kekahi Manaʻa kou makuahine. Aia, maopopo iā ia, maopopo ʻoe i kāna mea e hana nei… ʻaʻole ia e ʻae e hōʻino, e nānā i nā haʻawina.

«Nā meaʻai,» wahi a Izya.

– ʻAʻole mālama i ka ʻai, akā hoʻomākaukau ka meaʻai. – hoʻohui mai i ka makua.

– A ma laila e hānai ai?

Ua ʻāmi ʻo Papa i ka maka hema hema o kona makuakāne ʻulā, a laila hele i ka ʻūhā ʻūhā ʻūhā, kahi i hele mai i kāna keiki kāne a kona kupuna wahine, ʻ theylelo ʻia ua Kina lāua, akā, ʻo Rikua wale nō. Pēlā i haʻi aku i kāna wahine; ke kiʻekiʻe, ke kaumaha a me ka laulā o nā ʻōpū i ʻelua haneri. He makaʻulaʻula a ʻulaʻula a nona hoʻi ka poli a me ka pale a ka maka.

– Ua hana aku au iā ʻoukou a pau! – haʻa haʻaheo ma kahi makua kāne i pane aku ai a palu akula i kona umauma. Ua ʻike nui ʻia kona helehelena.

– A ʻo wai ka kupuna kāne? – nīnau mai i ke keiki, e ʻohi i kona ihu.

– Mai koho i kou ihu, e ke keiki, i kēia lā ʻaʻole he laʻo miniona, – a lulu koke aku nei ia i kona lima mai ke poʻo o kāna keiki, -.. ʻo kā mākou kupuna wahine ʻo ia ka KGB. KGB kamaaina kahiko.

– A he aha ka KGB? – kaumaha ʻo Sonny.

Hoʻopau ka makuakāne i ka lima o kāna keiki a, e nānā ana mai kāna keiki, ʻānō e like me ka hipa kāne ma ka puka hou, i ke kiʻi o Dzerzhinsky.

– He like nā KGB me ka FSB. ʻO ka luahine wale nō ke makuahine. A kūpono, ʻaʻole like i kēia manawa, pōʻino nā mea a pau… Ma ka laulā, ʻo ke kupuna wahine ke FSB…

– KGB … – ke kūloko ʻana ke keiki a, ua ʻōwili ʻo ia i kahi ʻāpana maloʻo i ka hohonu o nā pūhaka, ua huki ʻia ʻo ia, nānā akula iā ia a me nā mea e hoʻopili ana i kāna mauʻu, luʻu, ʻāʻī ʻo ia i kona ihu. – Uwā.., paʻakai.

– KAIANA ʻole ʻoe i ka ʻōlani ʻaʻole i hānai nā makuahine iā ʻoe?! – huhū ka makua kāne.

– ʻAʻole, ʻānai ʻoe.

– Hana wau i nā kālā ma luna o ka hānai. A kuke ka makuahine a me ka hānai ʻana i nā mea i loaʻa iaʻu. Loaʻa ia?

– Ua ʻae ʻia, maopopo, hoʻokipa…

– ʻOiai pono, e makua kāne, a me …?

Kū maila ke keiki i ka pahu SMIRNO, ma muli i hānai ʻia ke kahuna iā ia.

– Maikaʻi ma ka pili, akā, maikaʻi wau.!!..

– .. Asshole… heh heh heh… Salaga. – Hoʻokomo ʻo Otila i ke kua o ke poʻo i kāna keiki, akā ua kiʻi ʻo Izya a hāʻawi i kahi counterattack i ka lehelehe a kona makuakāne, e like me kāna aʻo ʻana.

– Uh..– Puhi ʻo Ottila, e hūnā ana i ka ʻeha, ua ʻā wale ʻia ka lima o kona lima, a me ka waimaka i hāʻawi mai ai kona mau waimaka, – ʻAe, me ka mea, ʻo ka makuahine anei ka hānai iā ʻoe a i ʻole?

– Nāʻu. Hōʻoluʻolu … – hoʻomaka ke keiki a koho i loko o kona pepeiao hema … – A laila hoʻi koʻu kaikuahine a ʻo wai?

– A ʻo ʻoe a me koʻu kaikuahine?.. A ʻoʻEAʻE ʻoe. – ʻaka ʻo ka makuakāne a kau i loko o kona mau aniani, iho mai i ka papaʻaina a i kahi noho me ka hoʻomau ʻana e kākau hou aku, e kūlou ana i lalo a ʻoi aku ka kiʻekiʻe.

– A he aha hoʻi ke ʻano o kā mākou AUTHORITY, i kēlā pule… kēia… ua hele mai kekahi Pelekikena …, ʻAmelika, ua hiamoe ʻo KGB, a hopohopo nei nā kānaka?

– He ʻano pēpē aʻe? – E pulu mai nā maka o Papa mai lalo iho o ke aniani.

– A ʻo ka mea e pani ʻia me ka Mana i loko o ka lumi ke noho ana ʻoe i loko o ka loko o ka pahu i ʻekolu mau hola,..

– A laila?

– .. a laila, ʻakaʻaka a hāmeʻeli lākou, e like me ka pōʻai ma Pōʻakū ma nā alanui i ka pō, a laila e like me nā ʻupena e like me nā piglets inā kāloli ʻia. A puka i waho – e like me kahi ʻauʻau – ua.

– A ma hea wau i kēia manawa? – ua puehe ka makua.

– A ʻo kāu e noho mau ai i loko o ka paleta no hoʻokahi hola.., a laila, e like me ka manawa mau, me ka hoʻōho: «lawe mai i ka pepa!!!».

– Eia, piss!!. – pakele mai ka ʻūlū ʻana o nā niho o General Klop.