StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị

– Ee, nọdụ, gị, ma ọ bụghị na ị guzo dịka nko. N’ebe ahụ, nọdụ na veranda – corporal na-atụ aro ụra.

– Na nkenke, egwuregwu a na-eme. – mmalite nke Idot.

– Ole onye ka imutara? jụrụ Klop.

– Ee, maka onye na – anya traktọ izugbe. Ha dị mma, ha zigaara atụmatụ ahụ, hemp iji mee ka eriri dị ọcha. A na-akpụ ụdọ tarpaulin maka UAZ gị site na ụdọ hemp.

– Nke a bụ olee otu? Ottila juru ya anya. – na gịnị?

– Ezie, ha tinyere m n’elu igwe na-ewe ihe ubi.

– Ma gịnị bụ ihe a? jụrụ Klop.

– Ee. – Ekwenye Incephalopath.

– Ma ebee ka ịmara? – iju Klop juru.

«A bụ m nwata, Apchi,» Harutun bidoro, mana Idot gara n’ihu:

– … bụ ọgwụ riri ahụ.

– Mechie, nwa nkita! – Harutun nwere obi uto. – ị na-egwu egwu, apchi, ị nọdụ ala ogologo oge.

– Wetuo obi, Harutun. – Klop chiri ọchị. – gaa n’ihu.

– Ọ dị mma, na mgbe m bụ nwata, ebiri m ma mụọ na Caucasus na Sharaga, anyị nwekwara isiokwu – a kpọrọ igwe ọrụ ugbo. Yabụ, anyị gafere igwe igwe na-ewe ihe ubi. O, upchi, rapara na Belarus ma obu MTZ-40. Voot, apchi.

– Ma ihe ọzọ bụ? – chigharịkwuuru nwa ewu.

– Ọ dị mma, agbagoro m n’elu ụlọ … – Idot gara n’ihu.

– O lee ya? jụrụ Klop.

«Ee, dị ka mkpokọta, apchi, otu na ibe ya,» kọwara intsephalopath. – naanị anyị nwere ọnụnọ, na, apchi, ha nwere n’ọhịa.

– Ahụrụ m. Gini bu ihe ozo?

– Ọ dị mma, ana m aga. – mmalite nke Idot.

– M drunkụrụ mmanya ozugbo. – gbakwunyere Klop.

– Gịnị, apchi, hemp bụ oke osimiri. – Harutun pinned.

– Mba, onye isi, onye uwe ojii mpaghara na onye nọọsụ kpọgara anyị na traktọ. Enwere ike ebu ebu nwere ranetka, mana ọ nweghị ọzọ. Dọkịta na-etinye mgbatị ya mgbe niile. Enweghị windo na traktọ, okpomọkụ, naanị ụlọ na ikuku, ma site na stovu na uzu na-aga. Ruo awa anọ nnofega na-eku ume nke na ise anwụrụ adịghị mkpa. E kwuwerị, ị nọ n’ime ya onwe gị. Ebe a. Ma n’oghere dị n’okporo ụzọ dị n’etiti nickel, ji juu, ndị Kazakhs na-ejide traktọ ahụ ma na-akwọ, na-eti, sị: «Mepee drum. Ee,» Ọ bụrụ na imepeghị ya, ha ga-egbu. I wee rubere isi. Na-ehichapu ube ahihia site na uzuzu, na uzuzu bu Galimovy hash. Maka nke a, ha na-atụba ego n’ime ọdụ ma kpofuo. Ihe ruru kilogram ise etinyere aro, ọnụ, pent!? Isi egwuregwu ahụ ruru awa atọ kpuchie ise. Nke a bụ isiokwu.

– Ma ole na ole, na atọ? – nwa Izya jụrụ, onye ji nwayọ nwayọ. – iji nwalee.

– Ọ dị mma, ọ wụbatara n’ụlọ, jerk. O ghaghi ihu na m na ajuju?

– Ka o gee ntị, ọ bụ ihe iwu kwadoro ma na – akụzi ihe – nne, onye makwara ntị ya, kwụsịrị. – kedu ihe na-eso, na-aga?

– Ọ dị nkenke, aga m aga, uzu na-efe efe wee kpuchie m, mana anaghị m ete ya, achọrọ m ikuku. Anọ m na-ele, onye ahụ na-anya ụgbọala na-aga n’ihu, ọ ga-esi na traktọ ahụ ma gbagoo n’akụkụ, traktọ ahụ ka na-aga. M na-ele onwe ya na enyo ahụ, n’ime ya, onye uwe ojii UAZ na dọkịta na-agakwuru mgbanwe mgbanwe. Anọghị m ebe a. Na site na UAZ, pent ahụ gwụsịrị mgbe nkwarụ na-agba ọsọ ịchụkwudo.

– Gịnịkwa mere o jiri chụpụ ya, ị na-akọcha? – ahụhụ Klop.

– Anwụrụ, moron, tupu mowing. Na uzu ikuku, n’ozuzu, kwatuo ulo elu nke ogbenye ya na o yiri ya ka o na-adota ijiji n’ebumnuche ndi a zubere, n’uche gi – ndi ubu ogwu. Ọzọkwa, site n’ụdị, pentes gbara ọkụ. Ọ dị mma, ọ bụ ụta dịịrị ya.

– Heh hoh huh huh. – Klop chuckled, na Harutun kwụ ọtọ, ebe ụfọdụ n’ime Caucasus … – gịnịkwa, ha jidere?

– Ee, n’ime otu elekere. Na traktọ ahụ wee banye n’ọwa mmiri.

– Ihe ọchị, apchi, n’ebe ahu. -Arutun sucked na snot.

– Ee, ihe ọchị. – akwadoro Idot. – Ọ dị mma, agara m?!

– Hehehehehe … – Ihe ndina ahụ jiri nwayọ kwụsị ịchị ọchị. – Gaa, ma echi n’ehihie ị ga-abịa. Still ga-ete ya, mgbe ahụ anyị ga-ejide gị ọzọ, anyị ga-ewepụ gị, anyị ga-akụkwa gị.

– Maka gịnị? – Idot juru ya anya ma bekee.

– Harutun, nweta ndenye aha ya maka ịpụghị. – Ohi ahu biliri ma dochie azu ya.

– Ma ọ bụ ikekwe anyị ga-ekwenye? – Idot tụrụ aro, onye kwụsịrị ibe ákwá ozugbo. – Echi ị ga-eji ezì abịa, anyị ga-ahụ. Ha niile na-apụ. Ike gwụrụ m. Thebọchị ọrụ agwụla.

– Bịanụ, apchi, onye nzuzu. – tụrụ aro Harutun wee gaa ọpụpụ.

– Idot. – soro nwa nwoke corporal.

– … Ma jiri oke, ị na-ewetara m ebule. Nwetara ya? -Arutun kwụsịrị ma wụchie Idot n’ihu. Mgbe Idot batara n’okpuru, Harutun gbara ya n’ịnyịnya ibu ya ma gbaa ya n’azụ, na-achị ọchị n ’oke…

N’oge na-adịghị anya, ha gawara Ottila gaa n’ụlọ nri abalị…

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Ottila meghere anya ya gbara warara ma nyochaa ebe a na-ere nri. Onweghi onye merie ma o choro iri nri, ma table adighizi.

– Gịnị bụ ihe ahụ? o chere. – Ekpuchiela ya!

Enwere m anya mmiri na oche m na achọrọ ịmalite ịmalite iri nri na tebụl, ebe ọ na-eche mkpọtụ dị jụụ ma na-enwe ọ fromụ na-abịa site na ime ụlọ nke akụkụ obibi ahụ.

– Sarah? – pịara ya isi. – Mana ọ bụ…?!

Sera bụ nwa nwanyị mbụ nke Ottila na Isolde, mana o nwere nkwarụ sitere n’ọmụmụ, ya bụ, ọ bụ onye ntị chiri na ntị abụọ site na ịmụ nwa, kpuru ìsì na anya ya ma daa ogbi, n’ụzọ ndị ọzọ, ogbi kpuru ìsì ma ya mere na ọ dịghị ya mkpa ịnọchite anya ya n’ihu. Ma ugbu a oge eruola, ọ bụ n’ihi na ihe ndị si na ogbu mmiri si n’ime ụlọ aka ya bụ nke ya. Site n’ụzọ, Chineke nyere ya nwanyị mara mma na ihu mara mma.

Mana o nwere mmechuihu site na mgbasa ozi ozo nke dọkịta si St. Petersburg, bu ubochi ikpeezu ya, mgbe Sarah dara nria na nna ya na-echesi ya ike.

– Nwanyị, dị ime, nke a na-emekwa ya ọrịa. – Dọkịta kwubiri ngwa ngwa.

– Onye bu nna? Ka emechara, onweghị onye na-abịakwute ya?! – iju Klop juru. – Ewezuga ezinụlọ.

– Amaghi. Enwere ike ime nyocha DNA, mana ntinye a nwere ike ịmetụta mmepe nwata. Mgbe amụrụ gị, ị ga-ahụ: nna bụ onye Negro ma ọ bụ onye China. – zara dọkịta ahụ ma pụọ ozugbo. Izzy sooro ya.

– Dọkịta, daalụ maka ịhapụghị m.

– Firstly, daalụ agaghị enweta…

– Oh, ndo, doc. – Izya wepụtara akwụkwọ nyocha ya n’akpa uwe ya wee jiri nọmba ahụ egosiri na mbụ wee bibie dọkịta ahụ.

– Ma mara, dọkịta ahụ setịrị aka ya na nlele ahụ. – agwakọta ọbara, nke a bụ ihe dị egwu. N’ime iri asatọ na iteghete, nwa ebu n’afọ nwere ike ịpụta n’ihu.

– Olee otú nke ahụ si bụrụ?

– A mụrụmakwụkwọ nwere ike ịmụ nwa.

– Onye? – Barked n’akụkụ nke ọzọ nke Bedbug wee gbakwuru ndị na – anọchite anya ndị ọbịa.

Gịnị kpatara ya? Ọ tụgharịrị na Izya na Sarah ghọrọ ndị okenye n’otu oge ahụ. Ma ndu bu ndu.

Ottila diri ya n’echi ya, n’ihi na ya onwe ya bu nwa nke anumanu. Ntre nso?

…Na mberede enwere nkpu onu nke onu ulo ebe okpuru ulo ahu dara ma Ottila gbawara.

– Ọzọ emechikwala ụzọ maka nkwado. – Iwe were Bedbug.

N’ime ọkara nke ụlọ ahụ, ụda nke Arutun na-adọrọ mmadụ n’ike n’ike bụ ihe edozi.

– Harutun na-adọta onye ọzọ. meghariri Klop onwe ya ma legide anya na nche ya. – Ewoo, yo-mayo! Abalị atọ?!

Harutun pụtara n’ọnụ ụzọ kichin wee sị:

– Na! M jidere ya! – ma tụba n’etiti agadi nwoke, onye nọrọ afọ iri atọ na asatọ na mpaghara. Nke a pụtara ìhè site na egbugbu n’ahụ niile. Ogbugbu ya na-acha ka uwe elu, nke mere na ọ jere ije naanị n’okpuru uwe ya, yana oge oyi. Agadi nwoke ahụ na-atụsi anya ike ịkụ.

– Gịnị ka ọ bụ? jụrụ Klop.

– Wooh, apchi, nke a na – apụta otu hemp etere na ahịhịa ahụ, ma banyekwa nne nne Key. -Arutun dabere na jamb ya ukwu aka.

– Ee?? – iju Klop juru. – Ma gịnị, ọ na – ete?

– Ee, obuna kedu, o si akwa akwa a, – weputara bọọdụ hash ya nke n’akpa uwe ya.

– Nke ahụ bụ ihe hash? – O setiri aka ya were boolu. Ọ tụgharịrị ya iru, sụọ aka, tụọ ya. – Afọ iri na ise ga-adọta. Kwagharịa. Odi nma, gini ka ikwuru, nna nna?

– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – agadi nwoke gbachie ụkwụ. – obughi nkem.

– Na onye? apchi.

– Nke gị, ọ bụ ya.. ma kwụgidere anyị, na mụ na Claudia fụrụ ọhịa n’ime ọhịa. Na mkpokọta, ịnyịnya a na-akụ.

– Gịnị? – gbawara Intsephalopath. – Ọ bụ ihe na-atọ ụtọ ihe ịnyịnya ahụ mere n’ebe mkpofu ahịhịa, pịpọsịrị ahịhịa, nke na-eto n’ebe ahụ? Ma ọ bụ gia? Na hemp nọ na-eri nri, ndụ na-agwụ elu, onye nwe ya – schmuck, yabụ o kpebiri ichefu. Ma enweghi ndidi.

– Ee e, m chetara. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ na-agafe agafe. Ọ tụtụtara akpa, ma ọ bụ tee ya aka ma pụọ. Na gịnị? Ọ bụ ihe a ma ama, n’enweghị nchekwa, mana enweghị ego maka swipes. Na m chọrọ ichefu. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ wee bata.

– Chei, ị kwuru? – Ohi ahu rigoro n’oche. -Ọ siri ike ịlele n’ụlọ ọgwụ n’ụtụtụ.

«Whonye ka ị na-ege ntị, nna m ukwu, apchi,» Harutun nwere ọrinụ. – Ọ dị otu a: nne nne Klava gba ọtọ, jelly mmanụ jọrọ njọ, gị, n’ihi na ọ gaghị ehicha azụ ya? M gbara ọsọ na ahịhịa, na-efu na hemp bushes.

– ninggba ọsọ? – grinned agadi nwoke.

– Na mbido i gosipụtara ya, mana ị dị nro, ma ọ ka bụ nwanyị, n’agbanyeghị agadi. N’ime ahihia ị kaghị, ị na-ekpochapụ ájá na-enye ọ thatụ nke ejiri mma jiri ya were rapara. You tụpụ mma ahụ ebe ahụ, n’ụtụtụ, anyị ga-ahụ ya na mkpịsị aka gị n’elu ya, yana n’elu mma ahụ – gash, ya bụ, dope.

Agadi nwoke ahụ jiri nwayọ dina dina na mberede. E kwuwerị, ihe niile dị ka ụdị nke Harutun si kwuo?!

– Ma kedu ka o si taa isi ya n’ụkwụ, bụ onye nzuzu ochie. A sị ka e kwuwe, ebe ahụ ka obodo niile dị site n’oge nnụnụ.

– Vo kwuru! – Bedbug di nganga nke ndi no n’okpuru ya. – mana kedu ebe itugoro ihe a, onye otu?

– Ya, ahụrụ m onwe m, achọrọ m wepụ ya na ekwentị m, mana batrị ahụ nwụrụ.

– Ndo. – Klop sighed.

– Gịnị n’ezie? Apchi. jụrụ Klop.

– Ọ bụ ihe nwute na batrị ahụ nwụrụ. – Apụrụ m akwa m n’elu oche m ma gagharịa n’ime ụlọ ahụ. – Anaghị m emegharị ụbụrụ m.

– Ee, okwu nzuzu a niile, onye isi. Anọgharị Shit na-agba ịnyịnya, ọ bụrụgodi, ejighi aka m jide ya ma ihe niile dị ebe a bụ mkpesa maka mkpesa nke ụzọ n’ụzọ anọ. – mechie agadi nwoke ahụ wee malite ibili.

– Sit, apchi, bastard! – kwara Harutun agadi nwoke. – Gịnị ka anyị ga-eme, Patron?

– Nke a bụ iji ike mee ihe n’ụzọ na – adịghị mma! – agadi nwoke ahụ were iwe.

– Ma ị gbachi nkịtị! Ottila gbara egwu. -Expertise ga – egosi. Ikpe mara gị, ọ bụrụ n’ịchọrọ ị gaa mpaghara, ị ga-anọdụ ala ruo ụtụtụ ụtụtụ mgbe ụlọ ọrụ ọkachamara ahụ bịarutere. Ma ọ bụ, ekenye m gị otu narị ọrụ ọrụ n’ụlọ. ogige siri ike.