StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky - Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị

– Polkan. – booms, were nke abụọ, ma kpogharia mbụ – Palkan!! – igbo, boom, -Polkan!!! – booms, booms, booms, – Pụpụ n’ọba ahụ!!!! – ụgwo, ụbọ akwara, ụbọ akwara, ụdọ akwara, ụbara abali, wdg, rue mgbe okwute dị n’ofe ifuru gafere.

– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – nkịta ahụ na-azụkọ mgbu ma na-egbu ọcha. Ọbụna ndị agbata obi nụrụ cheekbones. Ottila nọrọ ọdụ ma jupụta ikuku oxygen site na ngụgụ. N'ịga n’ihu, nyocha ahụ hụrụ ya n’azụ ngere, yana n’aka ekpe – n’ọnụ ụzọ ụlọ obibi nke obibi ahụ.

– Ottila, ha bịakwutere gị! – O si n’ọnụ ụzọ Jerụsael. Theta ahụ tụgharịrị. Nwunye guzoro na ntị ya n’ihu ọnụ ụzọ. Si n’okpuru sket, ihu mara mma nke Izi pụtara na mberede. Ọ dịworị afọ iri na asaa. O jikwa anya ọchị nye Caucasian anya.

– Gịnị ka ị na-eme ebe ahụ? – juchara nna – nna nna ya nwụrụ.

– Ọ dị mma, si n’okpuru uwe mwụda ahụ pụọ! – O kuru aka ya n’isi wee kwee isi ya n’ime onwe ya. Baska apụọla.

– Kpọọ ha ebe a. Ottila zara, ma were ntu n’elu aka ekpe ya, were hama ghazie ya.

Site n’ebe dị anya dị n’ụlọ ahụ, ụjọ na-agwụ ike. N’oge na-adịghị anya, Incephalopath pụtara, na-adọkpụ onye omekome ahụ site na mmachi nke olu. Ọ dọkpụrụ ya banye na veranda ahụ tụba ya n’ime ogige ụlọ. Onye omekome ahụ agbagharị dị ka bọl n’ime etiti.

– Onye obu? – jụrụ, site na anyanwụ Ottila gburu.

– Ebe a, ebe a. Oooh! Kelere, apchi, na omume. Oooh. Oooh.

– Gini ka o mere? – jiri nwayọ jụọ ogige ahụ.

– Ya, ya, apchi, n’ime mkpo hemp rub, apchi, ghota.

– Olee otú? – Ogbulu ahụ weliri anya ya elu mee ihe banyere nwoke ahụ ma jiri ya na-akụ ya isi ya. – Ewoo, fuck!

– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – Idot nke ejidere na aha Kolomiyytso, nwa Pankrat, Ataman nke Cossacks na Nchekwa Anụmanụ na gburugburu.

– Gi, Idot, emela buzu, a ghachara ahihia. Chegharịrị, dị nnọọ kụrụ. Klop gbagburu.

– Ee, anaghị m ete! – kwara akwa Idot. – «Egburu nna m ga – anọ.» – efe efe n’isi ya na-eche.

– Ọ dị mma, gịnị ka anyị ga-akpọ nna ahụ? Apchi, – Jụrụ Intsephalopath na-enweghị ume.

– you dọkpụrụ ya site na mpaghara agbataobi? Bedbug rịọrọ ma jiri yama mee ihe, na-eto ntu ahụ.

Arutun Karapetovich gbara, «Ee e, apchi,» wepụrụ isi ya. -he no ebe a, na mkpo ahihia.

– Ọ dị mma, yabụ gịnị ka anyị ga-eme? Ah, Idot?? – Ohi ahu gbapuru ezé ya wee jiri otu bebi ọzọ. -… Bilie!!! Mgbe m gwara gị okwu. Ebila wuru n’ime gị, ahụhụ, gịnị, ị na-aga atụmatụ gị?

– Ee e. – Idot kwụsịrị ibe ákwá, ma ụjọ nọ na-atụ ya.

– Gịnị ka ị mere ebe ahụ? Ottila jiri anya mmiri na-ese, na-adọkpu eyel na anya ya ma na-emechi ha dika nke onye China. – kinggba ọsọ? – dọpụta Klop ọchị ọchị. – Azịza! Ottila tiri mkpu ozo.

– M, m chere …, shit. – Idot kwetara ma lelee Arutun, na-eche ka e gbuo ya. Onye a, «ka ọ kwara n’ikiri,» A bụ m maka mmerụ olu, n’ihi ya, m na-amachi uwe ogologo ọkpa m, enweghị m oge iji kpochapụ ịnyịnya ibu m, nke a bụ okpu uwe m na uwe ogologo ọkpa m ma na-etekwa na frogs. Ugbu a, ọ na-ere ọkụ.

Ottila loro.

– Gịnị ka iwetara ya? Ọ ka nọ site na otu kilomita site na ya.

– Ya mere, apchi, a na m azoputa, a na-abinga …!? – zara Intsephalopath. – Lee anya n’ọbụ aka, apchi, apịgharịchaa na hash..

– … na shit. – kwukwara Idot. – Anaghị m mpempe akwụkwọ ma jiri nkwụ m hichaa ịnyịnya ibu m.

– Kedu nke aka? Klop ji olu ike jụọ ya.

– Ha abụọ. – Nwatakịrị nke dị ihe dị ka afọ iri na ise, na-acha mma na ụdị nke punk ma ọ bụ schmuck, nyochachara aka ya abụọ wee họrọ nke dirtier. -nke a.

– Bata, Harutun, nwuo ya. – jụrụ Ottila.

– Gịnị? apchi. – jụrụ ozu.

– Ghichaa aka gị ma mee ka ihe ịcha ọcha yana ọrịa mmechi nke ihe mejupụtara anụ ahụ. Nwetara ya?

Incephalopath fegharịrị isi ya wee jee ije nwa ahụ nwayọ ma jiri nwayọ tinye aka ya na imi ya. Etufuru m uke mmiri nke si na nkwụ aka m wee maa ngwụsị imi, yabụ akwa imi, yabụ, site na inertia, ebili mmiri gafere n’olu, ọkpọ na egbugbere ọnụ ya, o wee doo anya etu o siri loda ya. Okpukpo ukwu na mkpịsị aka nke Idot gbara nke ọma, na-ejide imi ogologo nke Arutun ma dọkpụrụ ya bịakwute ya.

Harutun jidere aka ya ma jiri aka ya abụọ, fepụ ihu ya wee chọọ ịdọpụ ya na imi ya, mana nwatakịrị ahụ ebupụrụ izu na mkpịsị aka ya wee wepụ ya ozugbo. Incephalopath kere ya aka n’ịnyịnya ibu ya ihe fọrọ nke nta ka ọ daa n’ịnyịnya ibu ya. Ọ gbakere ma nye Idot ụra. Ya onye natara ụdị ihe a ihe karịrị otu ugboro, gbaburu na Harutun, ebe ọ na-efu efu, aka inertia soro ya daba na akwa ifuru.

– Ọ dị mma, ọ na-anyụ? jụrụ Klop ma nyefee otu onye otu obere aka ya ka o wee bilie.

– Mdaa, apchi. -Arutun biliri onwe ya, jụ onyinye Klop.

– Gịnị bụ «Mdaa»?

– Emeghị m, Apchi, – ịpịa ma jide imi aka, Harutun wee gafere.

– you nyochachara akwụkwọ ya?

– Ehe, nke a bụ onye ọbịa, apchi, nke si Kazakhstan, ebe enwere chuyka.

– Kedu isi?

– Odi nma, apchi, ndagwurugwu Chuiskaya, hemp toro ebe ahu.

– Ma kedu ihe bịara ebe a? – jụrụ Idota Klop.

– Ma kedu ihe ị bịara ebe a? – zara Idot.

– you bu onye isi awọ? Amụrụ m ebe a.

– Odi ya ka o bia ebe a? – Goghere mkpịsị aka ya na Intsephalopath Patzan.

– Na n’egedege ihu? apchi.– gbara imi ya gbawara enyí na Caucasian Harutun.

– Ajụrụ m, Gịnị bịara ebe a?

– Rodaki kpaliri. Ebighịghịkwa m n’ebe ahụ. – nwa na-eto eto.

– Ma gịnị, ị gaghị echezọ Anasha? Iji ọsọ?

– Aghọtaghị m ihe ị pụtara? M na-ekwu, kpachara anya ma jiri nkwụ ya hichaa ịnyịnya ibu ya…

– Ma obu ihe ojoo? Ọ bụghị ndị anaghị eji ọnụ, otu ahụ ka gị na ya, na oge a ga-egbu ya… Ten na-enwu.. Che adịghị ọchị?

– opekata mpe apchi. – agbakwunye Harutun. – gbakwunyere – iguzogide ndi nwe obodo.

Nwatakịrị ahụ gbariri.

– Ma gịnị, na Kazakhstan, ha etinyeghị maka anasha? – Ottila gbanwere ụda ya.

– O bu eziokwu, na ha gha ya nku, – Idot ghachiri imi ya. – ma m na-arụ ọrụ na iwu.

– Gịnị bụ iwu? apchi. – iju Harutun.

– Hemp anakọtara? Oh! – Ottila ji hama ọzọ.

– O lee ya? Ihe dị gị, apchi, ị na-anya ụgbọala nzuzu, schmuck. – Arutun kụrụ.

– Ebee ka i jidere ya? – ahụhụ Klop. – tere aka ebe a?

– Ee e, site n’ụlọ, na ahihia. Apchi, na ihe kachasị, ọ na-etolite ebe ahụ n’otu aka, dị ka ọ dị n’ubi.. planted kụọ, apchi, nkịta?

– Chere, Harutun,.. bịanụ ebe a syudy? – nyere Klop iwu.

Idot ji nwayọ bịaruo nso.

– Nọdụ ala. Ottila rụtụrụ aka na bọket dị nso ma tụgharịa ya, mana enweghị ala. Idot nọdụrụ ala.

– Miri aka gi n’ebe m no, aka n’ukwu… Ebe a. Ugbu a, Harutun, weta akwụkwọ akụkọ.

– Ebee ka? apchi.

– Jụọ nwunye gị..

– Pisyunya, nye m akwụkwọ akụkọ! apchi.

– Onye? Pisyunya?

– Apchi, apchi, apchi … – Harutun tụgharịrị uhie

Idot chuckled.

– Kedu ihe ị na-achị ọchị? – Ottila tụgharịrị n’ọnụ ụzọ mbata. «Izolda, weta akwụkwọ ahụ ebe a!»

– Were ya n’onwe gị! Nwanne nne etoliteghi! Isolda snarled.

– Gaa nweta ya. – na olu dị ala zitere corporal Klop. Harutun wetara akwụkwọ akụkọ ahụ na ọkara elekere, Ottila enweela ike ịhazi narị mbọ.

– Kedu fuck ahụ gara maka ọnwụ? Bịa ebe a.

Ottila weere akwụkwọ akụkọ ahụ wee gbasaa na anvil.

– Atọ. – nyere iwu ka ahụhụ ahụ

– Anọ. – Idot zara ya n’iju.

– Kedu, anọ?

– Ka nma, ato – anọ – ise…

– you na-egwu m? fesaa n’aka gị na atọ, atọ n’olulu. Ihichapu aka gi nile na aka gi.

– N’ihi gịnị?

– wantchọrọ igosi nke a na ụlọ nyocha ndị uwe ojii mpaghara?

– Ee e.

– Mgbe atọ ebe a na-ebu ọnụ.

Nwatakịrị ahụ jiri bọmbụ ghee bọọlụ ozugbo ma were ya nye Klop.

– N’ime? Chei! – iju Klop juru.

– Ozugbo obi, apchi, aka nke ọkachamara.

Ottila pea jiri ọla sịga kpuchie n’elu mpempe akwụkwọ n’elu. Nyekwa onye ọkụ ọkụ. Akwụkwọ ahụ gbara ma pea ahụ ọkụ. Ottila kpughere ma jiri okpiri jiri ahụekere. Mkpụrụ anwụrụ ọkụ na-ese anwụrụ ọkụ riri ka ọ kwụsịrị. Ihe akara akara ma mechie ya na njedebe. M tinyere mpempe kaadiboodu na-akụ n’okpuru bọọdụ bọọdụ ahụ n’ime ebe nzacha. O jikwa ire ya mee ka anwụrụ ọkụ dị n’elu ya itụchaa ya. Osimiri ahụ juputara na nlọghachi ahụ na-ackedụ mmiri ara akpa ume yana ọ na-echeta Africa. Oghere ndị dị na mbara ya na oké ọhịa. Na-agba egwu n’okpuru ya na papuascas si m n’ọnụ pụta. Olivier sitere na ụbụrụ nwa ojii si ebo agbataobi nke bịara maka nnu. Mmekọ nwoke na nwanyị mbụ na hippo na ndị ọzọ. Na njedebe, ya, na-akụ dị ka afụ, jide ume ya, jiri nwayọ wee bepụ nku nku nwere nku. Ọbara oxygen nwere obi ụtọ wee mee ọbara ya ma ọ dị ya ka ọ gbagoro na mgbaze efu. Ihe ọ bụla gbara gburugburu na-enwu enwu. Ottila di na nwata biara na ihe obula gbara ya gburugburu malitere ime ihe oma. Nkịta ahụ si n’ụlọ ntu ahụ pụta, ma, ebe ọ hụrụ nzuzu onye nwe ya, na-agba egwu ma na-egbu ọdụ ya.

– Onweghi ihe mebiri onwe gi?! – O kwughi olu ya, nyefee ya siga n’ime intsephalopath. -on Harutun, jigide. Dika onye okacha mara, choputa ihe di iche na shit na shal.

– Anaghị m aokedụ ya. Apchi. Amaghị m otú e si eme ya.

– Dị ka sịga, ahapụla anwụrụ ọkụ. Asị m, etinyekwala ya n’ọnụ gị, hapụ oghere maka ịnye ikuku n’akpa ume ma dọpụta, webata ma hapụ ya. Dọkasi ya ma nwee mmetuta n’ime gị.

Harutun jiri nwayọ gafere ma bulie jamb ahụ. Ọ okedụrụ sịga, dịka onye isi ahụ nyere iwu. Mgbe obere oge gachara, ọ ghọrọ ngwa nri ma daa ogbi dị ka toki.

– Nye nwa. – Ottila chefuru ma nye iwu Harutun. -Ka ogha n’iru ulo mkporo… – ka oghara elekere Ottila gara n’ihu -Arutun, alle. Kedu ihe ị na-akpali?

– Ah? Nye.. – agadi nwoke ahụ feere wee nwee uche. O jiri sịga. Idot buru jamb ahụ, fụọ ma nyefee ya na mpaghara ahụ. Ọ malitere agba nke abụọ, n’oge na-adịghịkwa anya Incephalopath kwụsịrị ikiri ụkwụ.

– Ọ dị mma, gịnị? – hapụ Bedbug. – anwụrụ? Kedu ihe ị na-a smokingụ sịga, nwa?

– Belomor. – Enwetara m otu ngwugwu nke Idot ma were nke ọ bụla na sịga. Gbochie ya. Ha weere ma see siga.

– Ọ dị mma, gwa m otu ị siri tinye hemp? – Bedbug bidoro.

– Heh, ị nwere ike ịgwa m na mbido etu ị siri zụọ ya n’ụzọ iwu? – agbakwunye Harutun.

– Dị ka, heh. – Idot akpadoro. – na traktọ.

– Gịnị ka ị na-akpagbu, salaga? – Harutun awụrụ. -Ọ bụ traktọ, ọ na – akọ ya. Nọdụ ala, bastard! Maka ndu!!!