СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - PAZUVA. Chokwadi chinosekesa

Uye nepakati pakati pevashanyi, ndakasvina mari, ndikatengesa mari yake kuna tete tete, avo vanogara pachinzvimbo chemushandi uye muchengeti weaya zvimbudzi zveBio, Claudia Filippovna Undershram, mugari wenhaka weLeningrad muchizvarwa chechishanu. Haana kukurumidza kukanda mapfumo pasi ekupomera kwangu kwemutsotsi, ini ndoda kuziva kuti handina kuzvitaura panguva iyoyo, uye ndakataura naye. Asi mhedzisiro yacho yaive pachiso. Chiso chakapetwa. Yakanga iri, nenzira, manheru. Uye vanhu vakatoderera muhuwandu. Ini, ndisingafunge nezvekunhuwa kwemuviri wababamunini vangu, ndafunga kukanda munzira diki. Uyezve, ndaive nemahara kushandisa immune. Uye pandakapinda mune yakasununguka biosort, ndakanzwa zvakafanana naAunt. Chikafu chakadyiwa chakandiisa pachimbuzi. Mushure meizvozvo, ndakave dizzy, ndokukurukura nevatorwa zvakateedzerwa, uye nekuenderera mberi, kuputika kwezvakasara zvegastric nzira pamadziro, kuburikidza nemuromo wangu uye kurara, hope dzinotapira dzisina zviroto. Panguva ino, Claudia Filippovna Undershram akamuka kubva kudhakwa, akanzwa mumuromo wakaoma uye nekunzwa kwehuro, iko kuti, ane nyota, akasvina mvura chimwe chinhu uye, nekukasira uye kutya kwekuenda, sechikonzero chekunonoka kuenda kumba. Nenguva isipi akasimuka ndokuvhara, pamadhirowa, pamese makaomeswa neni, akarara mukati, kusanganisira kutiza…

Ndipo pakazovapo husiku hwakazara magunun’una ehuswa uye hunyoro hwemaitiro akasiyana ehupenyu aive asati asvika pasitadhi, akarara pamabhenji. Kuona kusvinura, vatatu vanoita zvemitemo vakapfeka yunifomu, pamotokari yekambani, yeZhiguli chiratidzo chine nhamba yebhuruu uye chinyorwa mumativi eMILURE, mapurisa akange asati agadzirwa kuRussia, vakakwira mota kunoongorora iro rima. Mushure mekuita chokwadi chekuti zvese zvinoenderana nemutemo uye hapana munhu anogona kutora mari yasara, vakamisa mota yavo parutivi mumwe nemumwe, kutenderera nezvivakwa, zvaisanganisira biosorti… Vaviri vane pfuti dzemuchina, mabati, gasi canvas, bhutsu nemabhesi zvakabuda ndokuisa mumusoro. takananga kumasitoro evatengesi veAsia ye «shawarma», inoitiswa nevagari veRussian Federation, ine chizvarwa cheMoroccans, vaisanzwisisa zvakanyanya chiRussia, asi vaive vagari, uye kwaive kubhiikodhi kwakanyorwa kuti «GAY SHAURMA YOKUTAMBIRA UYE TRUMP». Nei zita rakadaro raive, pamwe, ivo vashanduri vangave vaine kuseka. Mutyairi aine pfuti, akagara mumota ari pahosi uye kamwe kamwe?!

Ini, munhu anoteerera mutemo, asiri-mugari weRussian Federation, ndiri muRussia nerudzi. Kusvika kubva kuUSSR, Republic of Kazakhstan, kwavakandirova hujaya hwangu hwese nekuti ini ndaingova Russian. Zvisinei, ini pandakakura, ini ndatozvirova. Asi iyi inyaya yakasiyana, uye zvino kudzokera kurangana: Ini, munhu anoteerera mutemo, asiri-mugari weRussian Federation, nerudzi – Russian, musungwa anokudzwa, FSB muhombe, pensioner, akaremara akaremara uye zvese izvi zvakabatana, kunyanya sezvo ini ndaiziva zvese izvi zvisipo, kana kwaakange asati avepo, akaerekana amuka kubva kunzunza nyama kubva kuimba yekuvakidzana uye, kuti ndive chaizvo, ndainzwa kuvharika, husiku, mukamuri rechikamu rakandikomberedza, uye ceiling pamusoro. Ndainzwa zvese uye handina kuyeuka kana kuti handina kunzwisisa kuti ndiripi?! Madziro akapwanya pfungwa dzangu saizvozvo. Ndakafunga kusvika pa «mini nhanho», pandakanga ndakagara, gumbo rangu rakawira mugomba, uye ipapo zvese zvaita kunge bay. Ndakaridza mhere uye ndikamuka, ndichiita zvekuzevezera, ndichirota mwanasikana wevanhuwo zvavo, mushambadzi wechikadzi, uye mutyairi wenguva pfupi. Akavhunduka uye akatokatyamara, kunge gypsy, achipwanya chipfuva chake, asi panguva iyoyo akaonga mamiriro acho ezvinhu, asi aisatenda kumweya. Ini, ndisina hunyanzvi, ndakatukwa kuti ndibatsirwe, ndichiedza kupaza imwe gomba mune rakapendana nerimwe remadziro, asi basa rangu rakanga risingabatsiri, uye kurovera hakuna kumira.

Panguva iyoyo, kune rimwe divi rechimbuzi, mumwe mutyairi wengoro, mutyairi akange atodaidzira kuti isimbiswe, uye vaviri, vasingatarisiri chikafu cheArabhu kubva mukanyiwa nehuku, kitsi uye imbwa dzakatengwa pasina, anga atotizira kunobatsira weanoshanda naye.

Ndainzwa manzwi kune rimwe divi reimba, asi izvo hazvina kubatsira kudzikisa musoro wehangover.

– Ndiani pano? – mumwe wavo akabvunza.

– Ndiri pano, uye ndiwe ani? Ndakabvunza.

– Me? ikozvino unoziva…

– Pwanya imba yacho!! -Ndakabvunza imwe yacho uye zvainge zvisina kuoma kuita izvi nebhari yepfuti yekurwisa. Gonhi rakavhurika. Pamberi pangu pakamira vana vashamisika vashoma, mumwe munzira, akayambuka neziso, akapfeka yunifomu yakafanana neyaipinda. Vakabva vandiendesa kukamba yemapurisa yaive pedyo, uye chimbuzi chechimbuzi hachina kuzopera.

Murindi akafunga kwenguva yakareba kuti angataure sei chikonzero chekuvharirwa pabasa iri mushumo. Uye zvataurwa zvinotevera:

«… Akasungwa, uku achiedza kubira zvirimo zvechimbuzi chebio kubva mukati, achihwanda kubva kururamisiro padyo, kubva kunze.»

Munhu wese aive achinakidzwa, kunyanya kubva pakasungwa mumwe musungwa, uyo akamanikidzwa kuchenesa imwe hofisi, akaedza kupukunyuka ndokunamira pamusoro peganda rewindows uye mbabvu dzakaratidza dzegumi nesere yekare yekubatira. Vanodzimisa moto vakadaidzwa, zvakanyatsojeka, varwi nemoto, uye vanodzima moto ndevaya vanoipisa moto. Nehurombo, Ministry of Emergency yanga isati yagadzirwa. Vaya vakamubvunza:

– Chii iwe chaunonamira nacho?

– Pubic nemazai!! akapindura aine misodzi mumaziso. Akaponeswa zvekare uye akatumirwa kunoshambidza outhouse, iyo yaive isina windows. Pane kudaro, ndakaramba, ndichiti ndaizopedza hupenyu hwangu kana vakaramba vachityora kodzero yangu yebumbiro uye vachindimanikidza kubvisa shiti yavo muchimbuzi. Vakaseka Bumbiro ndokutsiva chirango changu nekundirova muitsvo, mushure mazvo ini ndakatanga kuita piss husiku, pakutanga neropa ndokuzora svutugadzike. Asi chimbuzi hachina kugeza!! Uye ini, muawa, ndakarima expanses yeusiku Nevsky Prospect, mukutsvaga kwehupenyu…

Mufambiro wakandiunza kwenguva pfupi kuguta gamba. St. Petersburg, muhari yekupa, vanongodaidzwa sevanhu sevanhu vasina pekugara. Vakandipa shkonar, ndiko kuti, mubhedha, wandairova kwehafu yemwedzi kubva kunzvimbo dzekudhakwa-vakuru, kuisa gumi nevashanu muchipatara vasati vandisiya. Matombo aive matiles. Ndazviunganidzira zvipfumbamwe. Ndakaavasunga one pamusoro peimwe ndokurara padhuze nepadenga. Paive nezvimwe zvaikanganisa: kubata kumeso kwaive kwakanyanya, uye ndakasendamira padanda remapuranga. Hupenyu hwaitora hwaro chaihwo hwekuita: Mangwanani – manheru, masikati – chimbuzi, zvichingodaro zuva rega rega. Vakandibhadharira ini pamwe chete nemunun’una wangu munyaradzi Lyokha Lysy, uyo anga apedza zvidzidzo zviviri zvepamusoro mudunhu kwemakore gumi nemashanu, kuitira kugadzikana kwenzvimbo yedu yechipiri. Haana kusiyana pakuona uye aive aine gumi nevasere vake mutsvuku mumashoko ake. Uye sezvo zvaive zvakaoma kuwana magirazi ane maziso ekuona akadaro, akapeta kubva kune inowanikwa, nekuwedzera, matatu mafuremu ane magirazi uye akaabatanidza neaya yemhangura. Saka akawana zana muzana yezana chiratidzo. Ndipo pandakatanga kumuremekedza nejeko remaziso masere. Takagara naye mumhuri, senge mu zone, muchidimbu, isu taive nemidzi uye tichigovera chingwa nekubika, zvisinei, nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero akandipa chidimbu chakakura, aindiremekedza kana kundidyisa nguva yenzara yekukomba yekuwedzera hupenyu hwangu nekutora nyama yangu. Mangwanani oga oga ini, ndichimuka, ndinowana patafura yangu zuva rose kana anopfuura. Vanhu vakuru uye vagari vemamwe mazera, vese vakagara munzvimbo dzisingasviki uye shoma pfupi: diki yaive yemakore gumi neshanu, nokuzvidira vakagoverana nesu chikafu chavo, vakawana nenzira dzakasiyana dzehumbavha diki uye mabatiro ezvikamu zvehuwandu hwevanhu, iyo inonzi imba. Ini ndaigara ndichingopikiswa uye ndodzosera uyu kumashure, uye saka ivo vaibhadhara mutero pandaive ndakarara. Iyo mhanza yakafara nekutarisirwa uku zvakare ndokutanga kudya mafuta.

Mangwanani mamwe echando ndakamuka. Chando chakange chodonha panze nepahwindo. Kuti ndisimuke semazuva ese kwaive usimbe, uye pakanga pasina hurongwa hwekutenga mari, kunyanya kubva nezuro, uye musoro wangu wakamira. Iye mhanza, semazuva ese, akaverenga chimwe chinhu mupfungwa dzake, achifamba chete nemuromo wake wepazasi. Uye izvi zvese zvingadai zvakapfuurira, dai zvisiri zvekuonekwa kweyekare makore makumi manomwe ane makore cormorant-recidivist, mufambisi wengarava, anomira kure, mushambadzi uye Methodius asina dzimba ane midzi yeFinland. Ini ndinoda kuona kuti vanoburitswa vanowanzo taurirana nema castes, senge mune ino nyaya. Uye akataura zvakanyanya neCaucasus pane kutaura neFinnish.

– Zvakanaka, zvipembenene, isu tine gasi? akatanga kubva pafudzi. Ndakatendeuka, Bald akaregedza bhuku racho. A miniti yakapfuura.

– Chii chaunoda, chembere? – akabvunza Bald akazviviga musvo.

– Mira uchitarisa dossier, tora zvigunwe zvegoridhe, kureva, ini, uye enda. Kwemakore mana ndakagamuchira pension.

Mushure memashoko ake, anenge maminitsi maviri akapfuura uye chando nyowani yakanga ichipwanya pasi petsoka dzedu. Nechokure, pakanga paine chitoro chine hove yerumwe rudzi rweGeorgian. Takapinda mairi ndokuraira mazana maviri. In smeared and toast Methodius:

– maTato haagare vasina murume nemuroora! -Takaraira mamwe zana. Tevere, mushure meichi chekare mbichana:

– Mwari vade utatu! – isu takadiridza magirazi aya zvakare. Takabva tataura takanyarara, mumwe nemumwe aine iye uye iye ega Methodius haana kunyarara akazviudza ega kuti term yekutanga yakagamuchirwa sei kubva kune shanu inowanikwa. Isu takanga tisiri vateereri vakasununguka.

– Ngarava yedu yakauya neKyuubi. Ndakaenda kumusha kwemukoma wangu. Takanwa kwevhiki. Saka mangwanani isu takaungana kune muchengeti wemba, shure kwechimedu chakadzvanywa uye takapfuura nepamba pange pane muchato. Ndakavatenda, uye ivo vakanditumira tsamba nhatu… Ndakatarisa tarisa ndokuona murwi wezvidhinha kumashure kwangu, mukoma wangu achienda kunopenya kwemwedzi nedemo, ndakatora matombo ese muhutu, maive neronda, ehe, mwenga aive pahuma chaipo. Mushure, akatanga kuseta mahwindo. Iyo pape haina kuwana nguva yekupera pandakaiswa mutorongo kwemakore matatu. Chii chimwe chauchanwa? – akapedza ndokuenda kubharani counter yezvinhu zvevatengi.

Isu takamwa zvakanyanya uye kwenguva yakareba, kunyangwe taive nekudya. Manheru, denga raLysy rakaputswa uye akatanga kumhanya achipinda mune vamwe. Ndakatarisa ichi bespontovoe chidzidzo ndokutungamira chakadhakwa sidekick kuchimbuzi. Uye Methodius panguva ino, agamuchira kubva kuna Lysy, zvimwe kana zvisingaiti, pasi peziso rake, akange achibowa patafura, akamira pasi.

Mangwanani acho ndakamutswa neruzha uye ruzha rwemhere rweBald. Zvakaitika kuti paakarara, Methodius akatsamwa akabhururuka mukamuri ine chimumumu ndokurova akarara Lyokha aine crutch rakananga pahuma. Akasvetukira pamubhedha ndokuwira pasi, akasimuka aine chitsipa uye akakwenya pamusoro pechinyakare. Ipapo ini ndinorangarira kubudikidza napamuromo, pakanga paine kurwa, kusvikira vaparadzaniswa. Zvakazoitika kuti pandakabvisa Lysy kubva mu tavern, Methodius akadhakwa akapererwa. Akakandirwa kunze nemumugwagwa munzira isati yavhara, uye akakambaira achienda kumba, achivimba nehuchenjeri hwake.

– Wakandisundira, Bald!! – Yakatsemurwa segiramu uye yarega kubhururuka nekutya, sekuru, yatove yakarara pasi, musana wayo pasi.

– Sei? – akabvunza, achibata pahuro yaMethodius uye akagara kunge nguruve, Bald nemapfupa ake emaoko ake.

Panguva iyoyo, wechikuru uya wechikuru, achiedza kukambaira kubva pasi pemakore epakati pechikadzi cormorant, asina kuvhurwa nzeve yake yekuruboshwe uye ndokutsikirira plum kubva pamhuno. Iye mhanza akapindura asingaburitse maoko, achimupusha musoro mumusoro.

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