СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски - Umcuphi ophambeneyo. Umcuphi ohlekisayo

Yintoni ubufuna ukuyithetha ngaphandle? -akothuka, ethoba amehlo, wabuza u-Ottila.

– Andinamali okanye mayeza.

Ewe, iyacombululeka. Yonke into ihlawula uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Ukuba sifumana impumlo.

– Kwaye ukuba asiyifumani?

– Kwaye ukuba asiyifumani, zonke iindleko ziya kuncitshiswa… kuwe.

– Njani?

– Kwaye kunjalo. Ukuba usabuza imibuzo yobudenge, ungaphulukana nomsebenzi wakho. Ndiyifumene?

– Kulungile, kuyaqondakala. Siya nini?

– Umbuzo osisidenge. Kufanele ukuba sele sikhona. Makhe sihambe ngoku!

– Kwaye yintoni kungekudala? Khange ndipakishe isutikheyisi yam?

– Kufuneka sihlale siyilungile. Ubuyazi ukuba ufumana phi umsebenzi… Ngendlela, into enye…

– Yintoni?

– Khange ndipakishe ityesi yam. Ewe asizifuni. Ukufika kwakho, thenga into oyifunayo. Ndinekhadi lebhanki.

– Kwaye ukuba akukho mali yaneleyo?

– Uya kuphosa. -phinda ke ipolisa lesithili lityhale umnwe kwisilingi kunye nesitayile se-pygmy, latsiba, kusetyenziswa amaxesha athile, etafileni, lishukumisa unyawo phambi kwempumlo yeqabane. Ufike wema ngenyawo wazambela itafile ngeenyawo kwicala elisuka eArutun esiya esitulweni sakhe. Iinyembezi kunye nentloko yokuphuma.

– Uhleli ntoni? masihambe! -uye washukumisa isandla sakhe, -, ngokungathi uhamba neSt. Petersburg, watshayela umhlaba…

Bashiye inqaba, beshiya inqaku kuphela kwitsiba emnyango:

«Sukuba nexhala. Sishiya isabelo esingxamisekileyo eSt. Petersburg. Uhlala endaweni yeIncephalate, kunye noIzya – endaweni yam.. Me!»

Kwaye ezantsi kongezwe kolunye ubhalo lwesandla:

«Uxolo, Pupsik, ndiza kubuya njengoko kufuneka! Ngelixa iFlea yakho ihamba inyuka. Ndilinde ndibuye. Mhlawumbi…

U-Izya wayifunda la manqaku, wabhala ephepheni ngesandla sikatata wakhe kunye ne-Intsefalopat, wayifihla kwipokotho yakhe wesula umbhalo obhalwe emnyango.

– Kulungile, yebhokhwe endala, unayo. -Ndithathe ifowuni yam ndathunyelwa kuyo ngotata ngeSMS. Emva koko wangena endlwini wanika umama wakhe inqaku. Ufundile kwaye uxakekile.

Makakhwele. Siza kuyibuyisela. Kwaye akukho lizwi malunga nokuqhubeka kukatata. Ndiyifumene?

– Ewe kunjalo, mama, ndiyaqonda… Kwaye masiyithathe ihagu kumphathi omkhulu, ahh? Ucebisile.

– Uyintoni? Kufuneka senze yonke into ngokomgaqo kunye nokusesikweni.

– Kwaye uyandithuka ngobulungisa?

– Ngumlawuli. Wazi ngcono. Kwaye yena ngokwakhe uya kugwetywa phambi koThixo.

– Ngaba leya ixhonywe eludongeni eofisini?

– Phantse. Kukho i-Iron Felix, isekela lakhe. Kulungile, hamba uye ekhaya.

– ndiyenzile. Mama, ndingahamba indlela yokuhamba emlanjeni?

– Yiya, kodwa khumbula, inja: yiza, ungafiki ekhaya. Ndiyakubulala… Ndiyibulele?

– Ewe. -UIzzy wancuma wanyamalala emva komnyango…

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– Hayi, mlathisi, ndingahlala, intliziyo yam ibuthathaka…

Akukho nto, apha eSt. Petersburg uya kuphefumla igesi kunye nokukhululeka.

UHarutun wayefuna ukuthetha into eza kuhlala nenkosikazi kaKlop, kodwa waba nengqondo wajonga kude kumlo omde odibeneyo edolweni kwaye wacinezela inambuzane kumngxunya weebhulukhwe zakhe ngesithupha sakhe.

Yintoni ubufuna ukuyithetha ngaphandle? -akothuka, ethoba amehlo, wabuza u-Ottila.

– Andinamali okanye mayeza.

Ewe, iyacombululeka. Yonke into ihlawula uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Ukuba sifumana impumlo.

– Kwaye ukuba asiyifumani?

– Kwaye ukuba asiyifumani, zonke iindleko ziya kuncitshiswa… kuwe.

– Njani?

– Kwaye kunjalo. Ukuba usabuza imibuzo yobudenge, ungaphulukana nomsebenzi wakho. Ndiyifumene?

– Kulungile, kuyaqondakala. Siya nini?

– Umbuzo osisidenge. Kufanele ukuba sele sikhona. Makhe sihambe ngoku!

– Kwaye yintoni kungekudala? Khange ndipakishe isutikheyisi yam?

– Kufuneka sihlale siyilungile. Ubuyazi ukuba ufumana phi umsebenzi… Ngendlela, into enye…

– Yintoni?

– Khange ndipakishe ityesi yam. Ewe asizifuni. Ukufika kwakho, thenga into oyifunayo. Ndinekhadi lebhanki.

– Kwaye ukuba akukho mali yaneleyo?

– Uya kuphosa. -phinda ke ipolisa lesithili lityhale umnwe kwisilingi kunye nesitayile se-pygmy, latsiba, kusetyenziswa amaxesha athile, etafileni, lishukumisa unyawo phambi kwempumlo yeqabane. Ufike wema ngenyawo wazambela itafile ngeenyawo kwicala elisuka eArutun esiya esitulweni sakhe. Iinyembezi kunye nentloko yokuphuma.

– Kutheni uhleli? masihambe! -uye washukumisa isandla sakhe, -, ngokungathi uhamba neSt. Petersburg, watshayela umhlaba…

Bashiye inqaba, beshiya inqaku kuphela kwitsiba emnyango:

«Sukuba nexhala. Sishiya isabelo esingxamisekileyo eSt. Petersburg. Uhlala endaweni yeIncephalate, kunye noIzya – endaweni yam.. Me!»

Kwaye ezantsi kongezwe kolunye ubhalo lwesandla:

«Uxolo, Pupsik, ndiza kubuya njengoko kufuneka! Ngelixa iFlea yakho ihamba inyuka. Ndilinde ndibuye. Mhlawumbi…

U-Izya wayifunda la manqaku, wabhala ephepheni ngesandla sikatata wakhe kunye ne-Intsefalopat, wayifihla kwipokotho yakhe wesula umbhalo obhalwe emnyango.

– Kulungile, yebhokhwe endala, unayo. -Ndithathe ifowuni yam ndathunyelwa kuyo ngotata ngeSMS. Emva koko wangena endlwini wanika umama wakhe inqaku. Ufundile kwaye uxakekile.

Makakhwele. Siza kuyibuyisela. Kwaye akukho lizwi malunga nokuqhubeka kukatata. Ndiyifumene?

– Ewe kunjalo, mama, ndiyaqonda… Kwaye masiyithathe ihagu kumphathi omkhulu, ahh? Ucebisile.

– Uyintoni? Kufuneka senze yonke into ngokomgaqo kunye nokusesikweni.

– Kwaye uyandithuka ngobulungisa?

– Ngumlawuli. Wazi ngcono. Kwaye yena ngokwakhe uya kugwetywa phambi koThixo.

– Ngaba leya ixhonywe eludongeni eofisini?

– Phantse. Kukho i-Iron Felix, isekela lakhe. Kulungile, hamba uye ekhaya.

– ndiyenzile. Mama, ndingahamba indlela yokuhamba emlanjeni?

– Yiya, kodwa khumbula, inja: yiza, ungafiki ekhaya. Ndiyakubulala… Ndiyibulele?

– Ewe. -UIzzy wancuma wanyamalala emva komnyango…

– Uuh, – umlawuli, oyinzalelwane kwifama yaseLatvia ngokudibeneyo, wanikina intloko, evumela iindwendwe ukuba zigqithe. -Asikho isazela, kucacile ukuba ubuso abuyiyo yaseRussia, kwaye iyunifom yangaphakathi iyatsalwa.

– Kwaye kukho isohlwayo solawulo kuyo.. – USergeant Golytko, ummi waseLviv, ucacisile.

– Nantsi ipasipoti yam, ene-screech, uHarutun Karapetovich kwaye wamnika ipenta. -SiRashiya. NdingumRussia, wam!

– Njengam, -dibanisa ipenti

– Kwaye nam. -ukugcoba amehlo akhe, umlawuli ongezelelweyo.

Ewe, ulungile. – Incwadana yokundwendwela yamagqabi ibhengeze ipenti, – nangona yesibini, – ijongeka iphantsi emabunzini, – Ngaba ungumculi? -kumehlo anemibala eyahlukeneyo, emva koko wehlise ukujonga kwakhe ukujonga ezindlebeni, – okanye u-zoophile?

Amehlo ka-Ottila aqhekezwa kwaye watsala ngokungathi ngumzi, ujonge i-Intsefalopat. Umbutho uphinde wabomvu.

– Kulungile, stitch, zeziphi iinkomo zakho, okanye kwinkcubeko yasekhaya? -umlindi unikezele ipasipoti kuHarutun.

– Ndingumntu onjani umculi? Andinguye umncedisi osisigxina kwilali yalapha eSokolov Stream, kwiLeningrad Region.

– Owu, wena mbi, phuma apha. – igosa elichongiweyo licetyisiwe.

– Nantsi incwadi yam yesazisi.

– Yobumbano, uyatsho? -iserikali sakrwitsha esihlathini sakhe saza safaka imbewu emlonyeni. -tele, ukhululekile, kwaye lo uza kuza nam.

– Ithetha ukuthini into ethi, «yiza nam»? -Ibhedi ibinomsindo. -Makhe ndibize umphathi wam ngoku? Uyakubeka iingqondo zakho…

– Uyabiza, ufowunele apho, e-ofisini yam, kwaye ekuqaleni ndiza kukuvavanya ukuba ukhangele, mhlawumbi ungoyikrexeki okanye ubalekele abazali bakho. Yiza, sihambe. Isicaka samkhalimela, saza sambethelela: nokuba sisibhuqe okanye umpu, u-Ottil wayephethe umpu wokuhlasela kwigumbi lovavanyo isikhululo sikaloliwe. U-Ancephalopath wamlandela kwaye efuna ukuya nomlilo nge-Ottila yakhe, njengoko kwakubonakala ngathi uKlop, wanyamalala kwangoko emva kwikholamu kwaye wenza ngathi akamazi uKlop.

– Harutun, tsalela u-Isolde, makamzise amaxwebhu! -akhwaza uKlop.

«Kwaye ngokukhawuleza,» wongeza lo mphathi, kuba kungenjalo uya kuhlala nathi ixesha elide.»

– Kwaye iya kukhutshwa nini? ubuze uHarutun.

– Ungamisela njani umntu…

– Iintsuku ezintathu? -mdala wancuma.

– Okanye iminyaka emithathu. -uphendule umlindi. -kuba ebengayi kumelana nabasemagunyeni. -uye wancama ucango lwangaphakathi.

I – Incephalopath, ngeminwe yesandla sasekhohlo, yagona i-chin yayo kwaye, ikhula phantsi kwempumlo, yagqiba ekubeni yenze eso sabelo, esimlungeleyo yena kunye neBoss yakhe. Uphume ngokukhawuleza esitishini esiya esitratweni kwaye ngoko nangoko wema.

– ndiyaphi? UHarutun wazibuza.

– Ku-Isolde, wena sidenge. -uphendule ngokutyibilikayo ilizwi elingaphakathi.

– Ke akukho mali? Ndizokuya phi?

– Kwaye wena, ngenxa yesithandwa sakho, yeba, ngaphaya, kule ndoda ejongene namafutha ihleli kwi-jeep emnyama.

– Yakhe, iya kubetha ebusweni. Kwaye awumelanga, ndiyipenti?!

Kwaye ngelixa uHarutun ecebisana nelizwi lakhe langaphakathi, uKlop, eyinike idatha yakhe, wavuka ngokuthobekileyo ngelixa ehleli kwinkawu.

Molo, bum! -Akhwaza umlindi. U-Ottila waphakama wavula amehlo akhe. Ubebeze umlomo wakhe, weva ukuba uthambile emlonyeni wakhe, wazama ukuqokelela amathe ngolwimi, kodwa kwakungekho manzi ngokwaneleyo emlonyeni wakhe wacela indlu yangasese.

– Mlingane, ndingayisebenzisa indlu yangasese?

Abadala baphendula kakuhle bathi, «Inokwenzeka.»

– Kutheni? -U-Ottila wayenomsindo, – ndingumbanjwa, kodwa unenenekazi lokucoca elikwimeko yakho kwaye kufuneka ahlambe umgangatho.

– Ayifanelanga kodwa inyanzelwe ukuba ihlambe i-dolnyak emva kokuncwina kwabantu abangenakhaya. Well, kunjalo njani?

– andiyi kuhlamba inqaku! – Ngokubanzi Bedbug uthe ngokwe nqanaba.

Kulungile ke shwatha ibhulukhwe yakho. Kwaye ukuba kukho into ebethelela umgangatho, uyakulenza inkungu yonke.

– Kuphikisana nomthetho; kufuneka undinike indlu yangasese kunye nefowuni.

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